Below is video evidence of a story I told you back in September. I never intended to reveal it to you as it involves partial nudity. But since the nudity involves my pasty legs and my pasty legs are now relevant as I will be ridding myself of them on my TROPICAL VACATION, I thought I would share.
Editor's Note: It appears as though Mazzy may have said MAMA during this clip. But as her mother, I know that she did not. Especially since I just watched the clip three hundred times to be absolutely sure.