Welcome to the "Evil Baby Glare-Off". If you think this thing isn't serious, watch the video below. These kids are not messing around.
Want a printable version of the bracket to help create an office pool? Click the image below to enlarge. I highly encourage it.
You'll also have the opportunity to predict THE FINAL FOUR for a chance to win a customized stroller blanket from Butterscotch Blankees. But first things first.
Let me remind you of three things.
1) The only voting that counts is the voting on this website which will be done by anonymous poll. The poll is set up so you can only vote once.
2) There will be a surprise giveaway each day of the contest. All giveaways are open to everybody (as long as you are a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan). You enter by leaving a comment below the post.
3) If you are entered in the glare-off and somebody says that your baby looks evil— GREAT! You might win the contest! If you are entered in the glare-off and somebody says that your baby does not look evil— GREAT! You don't have an evil looking baby! You see what I'm getting at? There should be no hurt feelings.
For more specific rules, the glare-off schedule and the prizes for the winners, click here.
Got it?
LET THE EVIL BABY GLARE-OFF BEGIN.
ROUND 1
Voting ends tonight at midnight. Winners will be pitted against each other tomorrow. May the evilest baby win!
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GIVEAWAY
Today's giveaway is a personalized stroller blanket ($52) from Butterscotch Blankees.
Butterscotch Blankees sell custom-designed handcrafted blankets, scarves, hats and pillows. The stroller blankets come in 35 different designs, can be personalized with your child's name or intitals and further customized with your choice of font, color and accent color.
If your child is competing in the glare-off, I recommend this one:
And if that isn't adorable enough, all blankets come packaged like a piece of butterscotch candy.
GIVEAWAY RULES:
1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not one already, you can become one by clicking "Like" on the facebook widget on my right sidebar or by clicking here.
2) Predict the final four evil babies in the comment section below. Winner will be chosen randomly from the people who guess correctly.
3) This is not required BUT— please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your dry cleaner, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME, thank you.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 17th, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
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UPDATE: Go to Round 2.
It’s ON!!!
Ok who am I kidding, my Zayn is up against some serious contenders.
I just posted why my Lil’ D is particularly evil with glare, for anyone who had doubts.
The competition is fierce and I cannot wait to see how it plays out.
The video and captions are hilarious, Illana.
These are too scary cute! I’m guessing Sydney, Aedan, Erin, and Tasja. But that may change once I’ve had coffee. Either way, I’m going for it with those four!
I voted for all my “favorite kiddos” !!!!! Good luck everyone!
As Chelsea’s mommy, Kelly, even I am a little afraid of Lil’ D. Some stiff competition for my girl! May the evilest baby win! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Dr. Evil laugh).
These children scare the crap out of me. Most evil?
Beckett, Isabel *shudders*, Lila, Chelsea *runs and hides*
I want to gobble up your Zayn’s cheeks! My Lotte is the messy-faced one. 🙂 Hilarious.
I’ve been anxiously awaiting this day….great Monday opener.
Beckett, Mikey, Lila and Miles (OMG he’s a scary MOFO!)
I think Miles is pretty amazing: it looks like he might become the incredible hulk! Love it.
Final Four – Grant, Lila, Miles, Chelsea
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I’m a little scared
Final Four- Lila, Lil’D, Erin, Miles (is currently scaring me)
The video is amazing and hilarious!!! I see a A LOT of seriously evil babies (Miles is cute as a button but his evil glare factor is off the charts!) good luck to all our evil babies, especially my evil Sydney who kept me up half the night, muahahahha
My final four prediction:
Lila, Mikey, Porter and Beckett
Good luck!
Final 4: Mark, Amelie, Miles and Lucie
I’m going with Lila, Chelsea, Isabel & Grant – FTW!
Great contest!
Wally….love that girl!
oh and my final four prediction is Lila, Miles, Mikey and Syd
Oh my GOD these are hilariously hard to decide. Some of these kids are so hard to choose between.
cannot believe miles isn’t dominating.
There is some pretty fierce competition in this glare-off! I’m going with Lila, Mark, Mikey & Isabel but I’ve got several others written down that might steal the whole thing (proof that I’ve spent way too much time considering this).
That Erin is going all the way for sure. I don’t know who did what to tick her off, but I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes
Such fun! I voted for my fav’s.
Oh, Chelsea can definitely bring it.
Did you check out how scarily similar Lil’ D’s glare is to Chucky from CHild’s Play?
http://danceswithchaos.wordpress.com/2011/10/10/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-who-has-the-evilest-glare-of-all/
My vote for final 4 are for Mikey, Mark, Tasja, and Kayla!
Hilarious competition! Great idea!
Team Lucie all the way!!!!!!!!!!!
Voted! I’m scared….
That little Kayla looks just like that woman from Throw Mama For the Train and The Goonies in that one picture. Which makes me laugh because she’s obviously a very adorable baby. But that expression? Priceless!
I have no idea who’ll be in the Final Four, but Lila better be one of them. Still the most evil of all the evil baby glares.
Check out my blog for some of Lucie’s other glares!!! She deserves this win!
http://landriebryan.blogspot.com/2011/10/many-glares-of-lucie.html
Okay, Final Four prediction: Lila, Mikey, Isabel, and Beckett. This TOTALLY made my day. Looking forward to it all weekend!
Hmmm…My predictions: Aedan, Simone, Brody, Molly & Grant (I know that’s 5 and impossible since two are head to head…but I’m also friends with these baby mamas!)
Final 4: Grant, Isabel, Lil’D, Mark
I say Brody, Molly, Aedan, Simone & Grant. I know this is an impossible final 4 considering that is 5- AND two are head to head, but I am friends with these baby mamas!
Lila – Molly – Mikey – Lil’ D
No one can duplicate the attitude of these teacup humans.
Random guess: Mikey, Jude, Emmett, and Lucie
Best contest ever. I’m going to promote it on FB now.
Hurray, it’s here at last! My Monday just picked up a little.
My picks: Lila, Mikey, Miles, and Jude.
And yeah, I cannot believe Miles doesn’t have more votes. He’s my pick to win it all. Adorable and FURIOUS all at once.
Final 4 Lila, Mikey, Miles, Beckett
lol@ Teacup humans!
Top 4 Tasja, Sydney, Mark, and Lila…..those are some pretty evil glares
OK I’m gonna say Mark, Chelsea, Beckett, and Lucie. Love this contest!
Sydney, Miles,Lil D, and Chelsea are my top picks. This was fun!
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I can’t even predict who might win because I’m afraid the ones I don’t choose will kick my ass in my sleep.
This is awesome. Final Four: Mark, Tasja, Molly, Miles.
Voted for all the scary babies, hope they don’t haunt my dreams tonight. Final four- Lila, Chelsea, Miles and Quinn.
Go Emmett!!
I put way more thought into this than I did into any March Madness brackets. Pretty sad considering there is no money involved. I like Lila, Porter, Miles and Molly for the final 4. There is something disturbing about little Lucie, but I think she’s less threatening since she doesn’t have teeth yet. I like you on facebook (Jason Rubio).
Im going with Miles, Jude, Beckett, and Kayla FTW.
Evi babies everywhere, is there something in the air? I was never fast enough to catch my kids evil glares, so thanks for the awesome photos to the quick parents!
Lila, Kayla, Miles, Lotte – Final Four
GO MILES! Glare ’em down! And yes, I am cheering for my child’s competition, but Miles looks so deliciously eeeeeevil.
I just realized that ‘FTW’ in this situation stands for ‘For the Win.’ At first I thought their may be a resurgence of ICP fans ;p
His cheeks were nommed on a lot when he was that small. Haha Lotte is so cute!
This is the best baby competition I have ever seen!
If my kid looked at me the way some of these kids are looking, I’d hand him my keys, Blackberry, and a bottle and RUN.
This was so fun to do! Everyone is so cute and scary at the same time:)
cont. But I think Beckett, Miles, Lila and Chelsea may be the most evil
I think it all comes down to which child looks like they are glaring out of anger/bitterness/angst, rather than just happening to be caught experimenting with different facial expressions. Kinda wish I’d posted one of my daughter as she is the queen of the evil glare, but I never managed to get around to it. My blog would help you understand why: http://fourunder4plustwo.blogspot.com/?zx=59c0de771b3648b9
I predict Lila, Lil D’, Miles, Lucie. Those are some seriously scary faces.
Lila, porter, Miles, Lucie
Seems pretty clear to me. Let’s see here. Oh, yes:
Quinn, Quinn, Quinn, and Quinn.
Some of these are soooo close. Looks like my newborn photo of Quinn is almost as evil as Grant, but not quite. I should tell you that Quinn is 7 months old now and significantly more evil now. Especially when you’re trying to wash his face and hands.
Ha. This was fun. And funny. It also made me really happy that I don’t have a toddler anymore.
Omg- I cannot imagine the time you put into this- it’s AWESOME!
Final four: Lila (obv), Quinn, Mikey and Beckett.
I’m kind of glad Annie’s not in the running. Yikes! xoxo
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I voted” !!!!! Good luck everyone!
Entertaining for sure. Good luck to all those faces.
I’m guessing Wally, Lucie, Mark and Miles!
Final Four: Lila, Lil’D, Beckett and Quinn!
I wish I had seen this erlyer I would have loved to enter my son. Are you having another contest?
Mikey, chelsea, Miles, and Lucie
Miles and Isabel not making the final cut…wow, shocking!
Not sure if my first post counted but I am sad that Lil D and Miles are out. I see their images in my sleep and it freaks me out a little.
The Final Four?? Lucie, Mark, Chelsea and Lotte.
hahahahaha, I thought the same thing! It took me until today to figure it out.
I just adore that mug Mark is giving. He is the cutest little man next to my boy of corse. I wish I could of entered him but he is always laughing & never glaring. Good luck 2 all the kids but I sill have Marks back. GO MARK!!!
Oh and my final 4 pick is Mark(of course) Chelsea Beckett & Lucie. And again I truly believe mr mark will bring home the gold.
Fingers and toes crossed for the blanket…I was sooo close… =( Good luck to all the cuties!
These kids are hardcore gangsters!
Erin is my girl <3 It's funny, when I took this pic she made the face because the flash was making her squint but it sure came out evil and angry looking! Thanks to everyone who voted for her 🙂
Some of these kids are so hard to choose between.