If you haven’t already seen it, Pregnant Chicken posted “Porn for Pregnant Ladies” back in January. It includes things like a shirtless picture of Mark Wahlberg saying, “Hell Yeah, let’s cut the tags off the baby clothes and sort them into stages tonight.” Check it out— it’s hilarious.

Saturday night, as I found myself ridiculously into “Ides of March”, no doubt due to the incredibly edible, I mean watchable, Ryan Gosling… I decided to build on Pregnant Chicken’s idea and create “Porn for Moms of Toddlers”.

Yes, it’s weird to have the word “toddlers” in the same phrase as “porn” but you’re just going to have to go with it. It was the best I could come up with.

PLUS. Moms suffering through the terrible twos, like myself, deserve a little Ryan Gosling.

Or at the very least, some Joshua Jackson.

He will do.

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This might be the most fun I’ve ever had googling images. Debated whether I should watermark them or not and decided against it, since I obviously didn’t take the pictures. Oh, but what a good life I would have if I had…

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