The votes have been tallied and all babies too nice to make it to the next round are OUT. Only the evilest of babies remain. Above is the updated bracket, for those of you playing along at home.
If you look at the polls from ROUND 1, you'll see that four of the pairings were ridiculously close, so please know that EVERY VOTE COUNTS.
Also, based on yesterday's FINAL FOUR predictions, you are way more scared of the girls than the boys. I don't blame you.
Today's giveaway is from BB Blocks and you can enter by helping me come up with more "Evil Baby Questions" in the comment section. Have you been paying attention to the questions? They are my favorite part…
Ready?
Polls will close at 12pm EST tonight. Winners will advance to the quarter finals tomorrow.
May the evilest baby win!
Click to go to the Quarter Finals.
GIVEAWAY
Today's giveaway is a set of BB Blocks ($40), created by a mom who wanted a fun way to document her child's growth. One set contains three oversized wooden blocks— two square number blocks and one long rectangular block with "weeks", "months" and "years" written on the sides.
The result are some really fun photo ops like the ones below (that's Mazzy top left).
Of course, if you are the parent of one of the evil babies competing in the Glare-Off, I might be worried that he or she would hurl one of those oversized blocks at your head.
For everyone else with kinder, gentler, non-violent babies, you can purchase BB Blocks here.
Giveaway Rules
1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not one already, you can become one by clicking here.
2) Help me come up with "evil baby questions" in the comment section below. Ex. "Which kid tortures the neighbor's cat?" or "Which kid terrorizes the babysitter?" My favorite answer wins. Plus, I'll be using some of your best responses tomorrow.
3) This is not required BUT— please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your child's preschool teacher, whatever. Just because that would be a very nice thing to do. Thank you.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 22nd, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
Which kid would you like to trade for gollum (minus his precious)?
Which baby would make you cross the street?
Which kid breaks bones and laughs?
these photos are hilarious.
Which kid would you most likely see sitting in front of a TV of white noise saying “they’re here”.
Which of these children ‘allegedly’ consumes puppies and rainbows?
Which of these babies would throw the dog out the window for more attention?
What child would make Jason run for the Silent Hills?
Which Baby likes to show off their magical prowess by making their family disappear?
Which baby’s first word was “Beelzebub?”
Which child insists a place at the dinner table is set for his imaginary friend, “Lucifer”?
I think Lyla has the advantage!!
Which baby sharpens their toys?
Which baby is more likely to fashion a shiv out of Lego?
Which baby makes your dog whimper?
HAHAHAHA!
Which baby would gut its teddy bear to “send a message”?
Which baby is most likely to have a concealed pacifier/shiv?
Which baby is most likely to have “BOOB” tattooed on the inside of its lip?
Which baby is most likely to tell you “get your money and get the fuck out” after its done breastfeeding?
Which child’s first word was “redrum”.
Which baby sees dead people?
which kid would throw flour down the register?
which baby made the christening water boil?
Which toddler has his/her own evil theme music?
Which baby causes a black cat to divert their path and walk under a ladder?
Which baby would make a better hitman?
Which baby did a silent fist pump when Saruman captured Gandalf?
Which baby’s sitter went home trembling in fear, terrified of what nightmares she’d find in her sleep.
Which baby actually scoops up the field mice and bops them on the head?
Which kid did NOT like the dinner you made?
Which baby channels evil through their gaze?
This one is my favorite! LOL!
Which kid is most likely to stage”an accident” so that they’re the only child again.
Which kid asked for a VooDoo doll of Mommy on their last birthday?
Which kid will most likey use the catchpharse “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry?”
Which kid is dtf the situation?
Which baby could stop the zombie apocalypse with a single glare?
Which kid will be the inspiration for a Law and Order episode?
Fun! Looks like my kid is in for it today…glad to see her evil doesn’t come through in public as much as it does at home! I love the other comments of evil baby questions…can’t seem to come up with anything clever. How about:
Which baby walks on Legos because “it tickles”?
Nah. See? Brain gone today!
Which baby makes Dick Cheney pee his pants?
Which kid was fed after midnight?
Which kid puts Linda Blair to shame?
Which baby knows how to hotwire cars already?
Which baby stashes weapons of destruction in their diaper?
By the way, THANK YOU for including Lila in the Glare Off. She may not have made it past Round 1, but was honored to have been in the running.
I LOVE this blog!
Not interested in giveaway personally but…
Which kid ate Big Bird for Thanksgiving?
Which kid told you that fear is the best tool to rule this world?
Which kid is most likely to string mom or dad up to the ceiling fan and turn it on high?
Which kid makes Anthony Hopkins look like a sweet little lamb in “Silence of the Lambs?”
Which kid makes the girl from the exorcist look like Mary poppins?
I’m a Mommy Shorts FB fan.
Questions:
1. Who doesn’t need a mask to look evil at Halloween?
2. Which child would the neighbors like to vote off the island, Survivor style?
3. Which child would your parents say is a throw-back to your in-laws side of the family?
4. Who is most likely to be in “time out” at school?
5. Whose Sunday School teacher shudders when they walk through the door?
6. Which child would be sneaking candy at night?
Which baby’s head does a full on Exorcist twist?
Which baby scares the hell out of the Weeping Angels?
Which baby’s parents cry when he/she wakes up at night?
Which baby did Chuck Norris ask to be his bodyguard?
Which baby enjoys a nice side of fava beans with their meal?
Which baby’s father is most likely to be Voldemort?
Which baby resembles chucky?
Ack, one my favorites got beat-out!! But here’s my evil baby question: who took out Caillou in his sleep?
Which baby sprinkles glitter around the house at night?
*that’s for you glitterati!
Which baby could recruit the biggest evil baby posse on the playground?
Which kid is most likely to intentionally fling poop?
Which baby hides forks in the sandbox?
Which baby has appeared on Grimm?
Which baby sent grandma home in tears?
Which baby withered the harvest with a glare?
Which baby sent Chucky a housewarming hatchet?
Which kid is more likely to bite the heads off their “stuffy” (baby, lovie, insert word most identifiable)?
Which kid is most likely to take the car for a joyride by age 5?
Which baby already knows the meaning of the word ‘revenge’?
Which kid is most likely to make something spontaneously combust?
Which baby is most likely to get the Church Lady to say, “Hmmm…Could it be…SATAN?”
Which baby switched Daddy’s beer with Gerber Good Start?
Which baby ate his/her twin?
Which baby smeared poop on the wall?
1. )Which one do you fear being in your face when you wake up?
2. ) which one would you like to drop off for a party at one of your parenting expert friends house?
3. ) Which one would get rodents out of your house?
4. ) which one would be pulling the wings of bats?
Which kid sucks on his/her middle finger instead of thumb?
What baby needs no mask for Halloween?
Which baby gives chucky a run for his money?
brilliant.
Which kid makes Freddie Kruger run screaming in fear?
Which kid makes milk curdle with a mere glance?
Which kid secretly has a spiked tail that will have to be surgically removed eventually – if he/she will let you?
Too fun! Hope I didn’t duplicate any – couldn’t read all of the awesome responses 🙂
Which baby gives Freddie nightmares?!?
I can’t believe I had to choose between Eliza and Bee!!!
Which baby watches “The Exorcist” on repeat?
Which baby makes Chuck Norris dive for cover?
Which baby steps on a crack ON PURPOSE to break his mother’s back?
Which baby is scarier than a real housewives of new jersey reunion?
Which baby makes you sleep with the light on and get a dog for protection?
Which baby are you afraid to look at too long for fear that it might be able to do something to do through the computer screen?
I love this one!!
Which kid scares the monsters under his/her bed?
Which kid would be most fearful on a tricycle?
Yes. This!
Which baby gives Freddy, nightmares?
Which baby is most likely to have their own based on true events possessed child movie?
Which kid hid the coffee maker and left a ransom note?
Which baby will eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of milk?
LOVE ALL of these!
which baby evil glare made voldemort shudder?
Which baby passes on the boob and goes straight for the bourbon?
Ellen
Which baby would happily play with the twins from “The Shining”?
Hahaha! Love this!
THIS.
Which baby is most likely to be a future Death Eater?
Which baby’s favorite bedtime story is “Nightmare on Elm’s St”?