Remember last week when I “husband shamed” Mike for almost flying to San Francisco the day before Hurricane Sandy hit? Seems like forever ago. In other news, IMAGINE IF HE HAD GONE??? I would have written him a shaming sign so large, he’d have seen it from California.
Anyway, I asked for volunteers to shame their husbands and although the response was very enthusastic, NOT ONE PERSON FOLLOWED THROUGH. What? No wives with balls out there? Or are your husbands all perfect saints??
Instead (because HUSBAND SHAMING MUST BE A THING regardless of whether anybody wants to participate), I called upon my mom friends in Blogland to step up to the plate.
Thankfully, they don’t have nearly the amount of respect for their spouses as you all do.
Let’s start with Brenna from Suburban Snapshots since she was the first to get the ball rolling and because I like her husband’s jacket:
Next we have Bethany from Bad Parenting Moments whose husband clearly went straight from living with his mother to shacking up with his wife:
Then there’s Kerry from House Talk N who couldn’t bring herself to shame her own husband but somehow convinced half the men in her neighborhood to do it:
Moving on to the lovely Jessica from Four Plus an Angel who wasn’t going to participate until she witnessed THIS:
And then there’s Anna from My Life and Kids. Ummm… not sure if this is more embarassing for her or her husband…
Here’s Robin from Robin’s Chicks. I’m gonna assume 36 is a really good score…
If I were Kelley from Kelley’s Break Room, I’d implement a new dinnertime rule called “Every Man For Himself”:
Toulouse from Toulouse and Tonic might be my favorite, only because I’m pretty sure I’ve been to this “party”…
But no one beats Nicole from Ninja Mom whose husband should truly feel BEYOND ashamed:
What do you say we all chip in and buy a billboard for Nicole, ‘mmmkay?
I already tried to get you guys to submit your own husband shaming pics and failed, so let’s play a game in the comment section instead:
What would be written on your husband’s sign?
That is funny because I can’t wait for hubby to get home so I can show all of this to him and open a conservation by asking what he would do for his sign!
I too am happy for “happily married” that they are perfect. *clears throat* perfectly boring 😉
omg!!!! this one made me lol!!! i can literally seeit playing in my head!!!
bahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I’m not a mom, let me say first. I don’t know anything about babies. I’ve only held one baby. I’m not even sure I will have a baby what with my lack of a love life, my job which doesn’t pay well especially when don’t have enough he’s. I don’t have a college degree and I’m still figuring myself out. Basically don’t know what I’m going to with my life. I’m 27 yes old by the way. Is this bad. Should I have it all figured at this age. How about next time, you do a mommy shaming post. Their are plenty of amazing father’s out there. And I bet your are great. Yeah they have faults but when to comes that really matters, I bet their amazing. Don’t you love when you see a guy cuddling a baby. It makes your heart melt.
My husband’s would say…
“I left my wife on New year’s thirty minutes before the ball dropped because we ran out of alcohol.”
I’m afraid that for any one I can come up with for my husband, he can also come up with some too. But I have one that beats Nicole’s and it is for my father in law “8 kids in 9.5 years, first diaper change was his 3rd grandson because there was absolutely no one else around.”
My husband could hold the one that says he won’t eat leftovers. Except he will hardly even eat led over pizza now, because last time he got really sick he had eaten pizza and it changed pizza for him. I’m sure one day his sign will say, “I’m a more picky eater than my kids.” If he doesn’t think he’s going to like it, he won’t touch it. The only “pasta” he eats is mac’n’cheese. No spaghetti. No lasagna. No anything else with anything pasta like. Everyone is shocked when he eats anything remotely considered a vegetable. My family calls him bread and butter boy….
On the bright side, he has 3 younger siblings, so he came pre-trained on diapers, and he’s awesome with kids. He’s going to be an amazing dad when our baby comes in April.
There is Nothing in this world that is worth more me than getting my boyfriend back: death, being in debt, getting hurt, losing someone, its not worth it, its all temporary and you will get through it. Its a phase. I almost died when i lost my boyfriend to another girl :(((((( i was mad, there was no one to tell or run to for help. ??? but i thank God i finally came across dr_mack@yahoo. com to help me out and he did. after 3 days my boyfriend found his way back to me, he came to me crying. asking me to take him back. he was sorry for breaking up with me, we are back together!!!! ??????
Manchester, Uk