Ever looked at yourself in the mirror and wondered if you’d look younger if you never had any kids? Anna from My Life and Kids did. She sent me a guest post about a “true age test for moms” explaining “even though I’m only in my early thirties on paper, I’m pretty sure I’m much older than that in life”.
I liked her post so much, I added a few points of my own and turned it into a fancy graphic.
By the calculations below, I’d be 141 years-old and Anna would be 106. Apparently, one too many times prepping a snack of goldfish crackers on toast can age a person. You know what that means?
We’re pretty hot for CENTENARIANS.
Now, get out your calculators, take the test and tell us your age in MOM YEARS in the comment section.
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OMG I am 147!!! And here I am telling my son that I am 21! LOL
167. Oh dear.
Id b 245 yr old in mom years
Somewhere around 200. I stopped calculating exactly because my brain isn’t working, since I’m sick. I think I can add about 20 to that number temporarily just because I’m so sick right now. 🙁
127!
I’m 258 years old, that’s not good since I just turned 29.
119
I am 308 in Mom years. Which is crazyy!!!
I’m 66.. not bad…
252. Would have been more but 4 were scheduled c-sections. This was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
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If you’re mum is 75 years old does that make her son 57 yrs old
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Oh my god! 938! It should be more than that. I* had first child at 18. Now I have nine, can you believe it. I can’t even lessen any of it because right now I’m doing all of that and last week I found out that I was pregnant with my tenth!!
All of you ladies, I feel you so much. The last time time I had alcohol was 15 years. Every time you will see me, I’ll either be holding a little one in my hand or I’m probably pregnant. And thank goodness my husband is there, he always helps out and I love him for that. My sister, who can’t conceive, loves my children, but the moment I drop them off at hers they cry and I have to take them back home with me.
My first was okay. My second and third were twins, third was one, then the fourth, fifth and sixth came.
Being a mother is a ton of work but I wouldn’t give it up for the world!!