Halloween was over a week ago, and I promise, by the time I am finished writing this post, it will be over for me too. It’s become an annual Mommy Shorts tradition to honor the costumes submitted by people on my Facebook page and I could not let all of that adorableness go to waste.

Here goes…

Most likely to have Elsa locked away in her castle:

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Most likely to go Ballistic at the Neighbor Who Gives Out Cereal Bars:

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Most Likely to Cure a Stuffed Animal:

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Most Likely to Be Thrown in a Campfire:

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The “You Should Really Open a Shop on Etsy” Award:

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The “What’s Love Got to Do With It” Award:

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Most Likely to be Eaten for Dessert:

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Second Most Likely to Be Eaten for Breakfast:

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Best Use of an Apple:

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Best Use of a Husband:

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Most Likely to Make a Quick Change in a Phone Booth:

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Most Likely to Throw Out her Tweezer:

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Most Likely to Challenge Jane Fonda to a Jazzercize Contest:

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Most Likely to Work Rain or Shine (but Not During a Tantrum):

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Smartest Cookie:

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The “Made in Ireland” Award:

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Most Likely Couple:

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Least Likely Couple:

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Best Lederhosen:

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Most Inspired by Lisa Frank:

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Most Likely to Be Kicked in the Face by a Bull:

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Most Likely to Be Hit in the Face with a Football:

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Cutest Bugs:

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The “I Have No Idea What This Is But It Looks Really Cool” Award:

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Most Likely to Get Lost in a Crowd:

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The “Who You Gonna Call” Award:

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Best Way to Wrangle a Toddler:

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The “Sweet(est) Child(ren) of Mine” Award:

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Best Freckles:

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Most Likely to Wreck It:

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Best Avenger Game Face:

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Most Likely to Knock on Your Door and Ask for Honey:

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Best Sword-fighting Chihuahua Who is Really a Siamese Cat:

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The Unhappiest Tinkerbell Award:

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Most Likely to Chop Down a Tree:

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Most Likely to Have Grown Up in the Eighties:

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Oops, wait! We have another Eighties Contender:

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Most Likely to Give Your Daughter a Pep Talk:

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The “Should I Be Watching Orphan Black?” Award:

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Most Likely to Go Home Early to Play Video Games:

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The “Jack Black Would Be Proud” Award:

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Most Likely to Remain in Time Out Until Christmas:

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Most Likely to Go Home with Someone Else’s Family Whose Daughter Also Went as Elsa:

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Best Bat Mobile:

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Best Lawn Ornament:

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Most Likely to Intimidate Someone Into Giving Her the Their Whole Bowl of Candy:

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Most Honest:

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The “Where’s Yoda?” Award:

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The “May the Force Be With You” Award:

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The Cutest Insurance Agents go to Flo, the Geico Gecko and some guy from State Farm:

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But wait! Where Allstate’s Mayhem and the Aflac Duck????

Oh here they are…

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Best Use of a Dog:

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Best Use of a Backdrop:

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The Muppet Most in Need of a Valium:

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The “Everything is Awesome” Award must be split by four separate families…

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Most Likely to Be Hiding in an Invisible Box:

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The “Biggest Nightmare” Award:

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Most Likely to Transform:

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Most Likely to Come Up with a Children’s Show While Tripping on Acid:

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The “I’ll Take the Salmon” Award:

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The “Don’t Move or Else You’ll Ruin Our Costume” Award:

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The “I Hope That’s Her Father” Award:

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Most Likely to Go Through Your Garbage:

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Most Likely to Woo Winona:

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Most Likely to Marry Brad Pitt:

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The “People You Call if You Want to Train a Dragon” Award:

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Most Inappropriate Family Costume:

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Most Likely to Win Dancing with the Stars:

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Most Likely to Sing the National Anthem at Woodstock:

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Biggest Nineties Pop Icons (MJ & Prince):

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The Most Despicable Family Award:

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Most Likely to Show Up on Career Day:

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Most Likely to Date Mazzy:

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Most Likely to Get into a Cat Fight with Harlow:

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Thanks to everyone who submitted pictures! Sorry I could not include them all!

Alright.

Halloween is officially over.