10/28/13
Evil Baby Glare-Off 2013: Round Two
It's Day Two of the Evil Baby Glare-Off and we are now down to just 16 babies.
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07/17/13
30 New Baby Celebrity Lookalikes
About two years ago, I did a little contest called “Baby Celebrity Lookalikes“.
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04/10/13
Crouching Baby Hidden Dragon
A few weeks ago, I posted the picture of Harlow above on Instagram and @RuffledSnob said it looked like Harlow was going off a ski jump.
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02/18/13
If Toddlers Were on The Bachelor
Here’s something you might not know about me— I’m obsessed with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. I’m not ashamed.
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09/12/12
Baby Shaming is the New Dog Shaming
Have you heard about Dog Shaming? It’s a site where people post pictures of their dogs with notes detailing the bad things they have done in
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06/29/12
The Mommy Shorts Preschool Yearbook
Once upon a time, I requested readers to send in their kids' school pictures.
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There were tons of great captions on this week's contest, but in the end I had to give it to the caption that inspired the photoshop job above.
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04/23/12
9 Lessons for Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson has given birth to a girl named Maxwell.
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04/04/12
Evil Bunny Caption Contest
I'm Jewish so I must admit to not fully understanding Easter.
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02/16/12
Fan Photo Album: Babes in Love
Above is Claire and Mikey, just one of the many adorable photos submitted on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage after I posted a request for pictures
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02/12/12
The Men In Mazzy’s Life
Who will be Mazzy’s Valentine tomorrow? That, my friends, is a very difficult question. Only Mazzy knows the answer and she’s not talking. Here are the three front-runners…
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02/04/12
The Mommy Shorts Baby Bowl 2012
Welcome to the Mommy Shorts Baby Bowl! I hope you didn't expect three hours of diapered babies crawling around my blog.
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01/31/12
Caption Contest
The photo above was submitted by Kerri. It's a picture of her poor unfortunate cat being harassed by a neighborhood baby. Wait, I got that wrong.
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12/22/11
The “I Hate Santa” Album
I’m going to end the week leading up to Christmas the only way I know how— with inappropriate elves and kids who hate Santa.
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12/15/11
The Colossal Cake Smash Champion
This should come as no surprise to anyone, but the winner (by a LANDSLIDE) of the Colossal Cake Smash Smackdown sponsored by Crumbs Bakeshop is our
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