08/27/14
Profanity for Parents
I came *this close* to screaming "SHIT!" when my family poured a bucket of ice water on me, so I am in no place to judge the two-year-old
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Yesterday, I was on an elevator with my dad when he asked a total stranger when she was due.
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When you have one child, nap time is as exciting as a five star adult only vacation.
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On Monday, I touched on something briefly that I realized should really be the subject of its own post.
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Once upon a time, Mike and I would go somewhere for the weekend. He'd drive and I'd sit shot gun. I loved road trips.
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02/27/13
Calculate Your Age in Mom Years
Ever looked at yourself in the mirror and wondered if you’d look younger if you never had any kids? Anna from My Life and Kids did.
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11/13/12
40 Weeks Pregnant: The Pie Chart
To be fair, it's not just my mother.
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If you play your cards right during a black out, you can have tons of quality time with your children and possibly break your toddler of their Team
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Last Saturday, we took Mazzy apple picking.
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09/04/12
The Big Girl Bed is Kicking My Ass
We switched Mazzy to a "big girl bed" about two weeks ago.
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08/12/12
Toddler Speak Translated
Forget butchered words, Mazzy is speaking in whole sentences now.
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Remember "Road Trip Bingo"? Well, that was SUCH A BLAST (what with all the complaining and the puking), I thought it was time for another
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Since last week’s children’s TV show flow chart went over so well, I decided to make another for potty training.
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For the first year of this blog, I gave Elmo a lot of shit.
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07/11/12
Do You Have “Third Kid Mentality”?
The decisions I make this pregnancy compared to my first suggest that I am now an entirely different person.
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