Is little Jake ordering a head CT or requesting a "price check on aisle 5"? Write your best caption in the comment section below. Judging will be conducted by Brian, the winner of our last caption contest. This week's winner gets to guest judge the next contest. See how this works? That way, nobody can get mad at me for picking my husband. Winner will be announced by end of day tomorrow.
UPDATE: Various entries pinned Jake as a comedian, an audio sound-checker, a wedding singer, a flight attendant, and Tom Jones to name a few. In the end, Brian gave it to Natasha who went with straight up doctor. Her caption was:
"Code Brown! I repeat, Code Brown! We need a diaper change in here STAT."
Brian felt that combining medical terminology with a poop joke makes for good humor. I agree! Plus Jake's diaper does look there could be a *situation*.
Congratulations Natasha, this means your next caption contest's judge!
Code brown! I repeat, code brown! We need a diaper change in here STAT.
“…The Ace of Spades! The Ace of Spades!”
Ladies only…can I get all the single ladies out on the dance floor?
Mmmmm…Earwax.
It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone… It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone… it’s not unusual to see me cry… whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh…
“Hello, Hazel? Yeah…it’s a drag in here. Party at my crib!”
Check…check…sibilance…sibilance
Hello E-trade?!? Lohan stole my computer & clothes again. I need to buy a 100 shares of “get me out of here”
So a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar…
I’m probing for skeletal girth and muscular tone. (We mock what we don’t understand.)
Fuck you, Jet Blue!