Today's caption contest photo comes courtesy of Diane O whose kids (Ben, Emma and Sophie) are involved in a bedtime ritual in which the girls throw kisses and Ben demands a brother. Or maybe you have a better explanation.
Submit your caption in the comment section below. Captions will be judged by Heidi from Madame Paradox, who won the last caption contest. Winner will be announced end of day tomorrow. This week's winner will judge the next one and so on and so forth. I know— pinch yourself, that prize could be yours!
UPDATE: Queen Heidi has pointed her bejeweled scepter at Jeanine and declared her the winner. Heidi thought this caption contest was a tough one but Jeanine rose to the occasion with, "Are we done here? Cause I have more important things to tend to— like preserving my manhood". Congratulations, Jeanine, consider yourself Queen til the next caption contest when I'll have to rip that crown from your hands and hand it over to somebody else.
“Mom— I’m gonna ask you one more time to get me some matching pajamas!”
Ben “1 boy and 2 stoopid girls. How is that fair?”
“Are we done here? Cause I have some more important things to tend to— like preserving my manhood”.
Well IF I weren’t home preparing to do my best imitation of Simon Cowel. And IF I weren’t polishing my crown and wearing it around the house while I vacuum, I might say something like:
“One girl, mom, I said, ONE. How hard is it to follow simple instructions?”
Take a good look Ma, cause I am outta here!
There’s a reason you won last week’s caption contest, Queen Heidi.
Ben “See that door? Any more girls in ‘cute’ dresses and I’m out of it. Capiche?”
I’m gonna give you ONE stinkin’ second to get ME one of those matching nightgowns, mom! One second! Do you hear me? I don’t CARE if I’m a boy, I hate being left out and having to wear ORANGE when my sisters get to be in the special WE WEAR RED club. I’ve had it! You can cut mine up to be pants and a shirt, but it better be the same material OR I’LL LOSE IT ON YOUR ASS!
(I feel bad having those mean words come out of that sweet little boy’s face. I hope his mom knows that I know he’d never say such a thing. Those words just came out of me. I couldn’t help it…)
“the peace sign on the cabinet doesn’t cut it, ma. THERE WILL BE NO PEACE TIL THERE IS ANOTHER PENIS!”
Mom, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times— I am a child, not a prop for one of your ridiculous photo set-ups!!!”
“Would Spiderman blow kisses to his mommy? I THINK NOT!”
Yo Ma, if my sisters weren’t standing next to me… I’d be flashing a different finger.
I wanted to start a METAL ROCK band…Not a lamo chick doo-wop pajama band!
I have so many things to say here mom! FIRST of all… uh, crud, I forgot what I was gonna say…
THIS ONE is my nose picking finger. My other finger is for everything else.
As far as I’m concerned, I’m number one! As for these two nudnicks to my left, not sure what their story is.
Just one more back-up singer and we’re taking this act on the road!
Ben: Dad said since you won’t let me stick my middle finger up, I can stick this one up instead! We may be out-numbered but at least we stick together and aren’t wearing matching dresses!
Ben: I will get revenge on you for having TWO GIRLS!