When I found out I was pregnant, I went through a bigtime nesting phase, focusing tons of energy on getting the apartment “ready”. My husband teased me that “ready” meant “ready for a magazine” as opposed to “ready for the baby”. He said— You’re aware that once the baby arrives there is going to be baby crap everywhere right? I ignored him. In my state of pregnancy delirium, I was convinced that every diaper, toy, and breast pumping apparatus was going to have a special place it called home.
For most people, closets provide an excellent place to hide the clutter. But in Manhattan, closet space is coveted and elusive. Before we even began to fill the closet in our nursery with clothes for the baby, it was already one stop shopping for linens, a vacuum, assorted sporting equipment, Guitar Hero (the version with the drumset, I might add), a large supply of Arizona Iced tea (why my husband feels the need to purchase ice tea in bulk at Costco I have no idea) and our unneccesarily humongous tool box (especially for a couple that does no handiwork whatsoever). So when it came to the task of figuring out where to put all the blocks and the rattles and the stackers and the teethers and the stuffed animals and the sorting cubes and Sophie the stupid rubber giraffe, I had to create storage from scratch.
Enter the storage ottoman. The superhero of furniture. Looks like seating to the casual observer while it’s primary toy storing purpose remains totally undercover. You can find options at Crate & Barrel and Room & Board but I wanted to spend less money and use my own fabric. Having one custom-made costs roughly what you would think it would cost to renovate your whole apartment so I ended up buying an ottoman on sale at Pottery Barn for $150 and then covering it with four yards of a fun pattern from Duralee. I used Mod Restoration based in Brooklyn to reupholster and then stuck it in the living room. It worked out so well, that I found another smaller storage ottoman at Home Goods for $99, reupholstered that with a Duralee bubblegum velvet and put it in the nursery.
For a while it worked like magic. All the toys fit with room to spare. But after a month or so, the toys multiplied. And then, at three months we bought Mazzy a jumperoo. An item that you wouldn’t be able to hide if your life depended on it. A couple months later, Mazzy learned to pull herself to standing, which was quickly followed by the ability to open the ottomans herself. *GASP!* And finally she started walking, which resulted in a toy distribution speed that I could not compete with. And so currently our living room looks like this:
And that’s just the baby’s mess. I’m not even going to bother showing you the dining room table or as I will hereby refer to it— ADULT ISLAND. Laptops, cameras, remotes, magazines, assorted paperwork, and anything else that Mazzy gets her grubby little hands on that must be quickly placed out of reach.
I’m afraid “The State of Our Apartment” is a bit of a disaster.
Of course, if I really consider the situation, clutter is far from ENEMY #1. That is a title I have reserved for “THE SUBURBS”— also known as the only solution I can come up with that would get us some potentially toy-free clutter-free space.
For now— I choose CLUTTER.
The suburbs, and all the closets it may offer, don’t fix that particular issue. We have 6 closets and a garage, and our living room still looks like that.
Sadly.
I have a lot of storage space in my house but it doesn’t help. My whole house looks like your living room. Toys just keep multiplying and I quit putting them away because really, there is no point to cleaning up toys unless company or the housekeeper is coming over.
We live in a town, which means a modest (under 1500 sq ft) home and our living room looks like that at the end of every day. Of course now that I’m thinking about it, we only have two closets (Bungalow built in 1932) so maybe that is the reason…
Ha! at least there is a basement I can throw everything into when we have guests. I wouldn’t trade it for a McMansion in a suburb ever.
I live in the burbs and it always looks like Babies R Us ralphed everywhere!
Yeah I totally get it. My living room always looks like Toys-R-Us exploded in it on a daily basis. And the only closet space we have are the closets that are in our bedrooms. My dining room table is a disgrace hahaha.
Oh hey listen, this ends. My floor used to look like that perpetually. I have a storage ottoman and a toy chest, I am positively vicious about getting rid of items Anna ignores. At almost 3 her toys are bigger but fewer – a baby stroller and mini grocery cart are her 2 faves. The accompanying dolls tuck away in the ottoman. I promise, you’re not going to look like an episode of Hoarders: Toddler Edition.
I’ve heard that no matter where you live, or how big the space, sooner or later that place will be busting at the seams with stuff too. I’m sure that’s true. But I think I would have a few good somewhat clutterfree years. Or at least one room that was reserved for cleanliness and the grown-ups.
That’s how I have been too. Why put the toys away when they just all come out again? But then I started thinking that I should set a neatness example for Mazzy. And then I realized that was impossible because there was no where to put everything away.
I would KILL for a basement. Throw stuff down there and shut the door. Sounds awesome.
Ha! I had similar thoughts before the first baby was born. And kept it neat for a while. But I can beat that – we have toys all over the place in the family room, living room (which has no furniture for this very reason), the basement, each kids’ room, the playroom, and our bedroom. And I have an island in the kitchen that is constantly covered, and regularly has to be cleaned off just so I can make dinner. And the desk in the office….See….no matter how much space you have it will never solve the problem. And as they get older, the toys get bigger. Like the easel. That thing is huge. I say stick with the clutter because it will happen anywhere.
oh my god–i’m dying because I desperately needed a re-upholstery place reco. And it’s in brooklyn! hooray! Love, love, love your fabric choices. My sis is a textile designer, so I’m hoping to get some from her to redo a wing chair that we bought at a consigment place.
You know what? the more space you have, the more you fill it up.
I know.
I have to declutter. The other day, my littlest said to me, “mom, Isaw a book about Feng Shui but I know we can’t do that b/c we have too much junk.”
Ouch. Straight to the heart.
I have the same kind of ottoman idea. Of course I am lazy, so it just looks like a wooden bench. The rule is: ALL the toys go there. If it doesn’t close, I pull out a garbage back and take whatever is left behind to her daycare. The same goes for books. When she is older, the rule will extend to “If you don’t pick it up by the end of the day, it will be donated to SA”.
My condo used to look like that too. I can tell you that with 1 baby I currently have no clutter to speak of and my house is looking pretty good. I am proud. How did I accomplish this?
We have a 4 bedroom house, a 2 car garage, a full basement, and a walk-up attic.
For one baby. LOL
Bad news, Ilana. Eventually, Mazzy will be tall enough to reach up on Adult Island and help herself to everything. Which I’ve learned the heard way after Mango makes several prank calls on my “dell pone”.
LMFAO! Oh, how well I can relate to this! Except for one thing. I have a freakishly tall child. Seriously. She was 3 feet tall at her 18 month check up. She can reach just about every surface in our house except the mantle. We got a high boy kitchen table and were all excited thinking we could put stuff up there and she couldn’t reach it. Silly us. So, we have no Adult Island. Consider yourself lucky, for as long as it lasts, anyway.
Hoarders: Toddler Edition! That’s hilarious. I would go back and make that the title but it seems like it would break some sort of rule in commenter ethics.
If you’re right, then the problem should begin to rectify itself at the exact same time as we have another. Huh.
We actually created a second closet in our bedroom (taking from the bathroom) because my husband’s closet used to be the closet in the nursery. And as far as the front hallway closet, we both seem to have an inordinate amount of coats.
Mine is more like the back room of Babies R Us after a tornado. Not customer friendly.
Life will end as we know it when Mazzy can reach Adult Island. My laptop for one is a goner.
My husband and I were both shrimps until about the 5th grade so I am hanging onto this like a life raft. Please let her be old enough to know not to eat the SLR camera before she can reach it.
Well, now I know where I am going to send the jumperoo for storage!
Please email me an Ilona Siller Parenting Rule Book that I can refer to at all times. Seems you’ve got it down!
There is my biggest fear. My daughter turning into a slob just because we didn’t have enough space to put things away. If we lived in a house, I imagine I would create one room where she had full reign. But there would be a nice example of cleanliness everywhere else. I call the house- Ilana’s Fantasy Land. And we would feng shui the crap out of it.
So funny. I was debating whether to leave that info out or not because I thought it might take away from the post. But then I thought— it could be really helpful for someone! So glad I was right. Ask for Sim and tell them I sent you. We’ve had them do a bunch of stuff and they are great.
I actually think that the baby’s mess is translating into a general laziness with my own stuff too. Like our bathroom. There is no reason for our bathroom to look out of order— the baby is never in there. But it does. It’s like that Tipping Point theory where crime happens in places that aren’t kept up. Mess spreads by association.
Lolz, your comments are funnier and I snort like a pig at every one them!
I thought moving to the ‘burbs “at least I can move out of Toys r us”, oh how naive I was 🙁
I do however have a working fireplace and I threaten my kid about burning her toys every chance I get. It doesn’t help that she just laughs at us because she known city mommy knows nothing about burning wood 🙂
I go through phases when I leave the living room a wreck at night, and then for a few weeks I clean up after putting Ella to bed. Although cleaning up consists of lining all the toys up against one wall. And spending time putting all the tiny pieces back together. So basically, cleaning up consists of me playing with Mr. Potato head and completing all the puzzles!
Clutter is my friend. I’m embracing clutter. But that pic? Is not clutter. I’d show you clutter, but you might call child protective services on me.
Ha! I absolutely can understand ADULT ISLAND. We have that too. And she keeps getting taller (my daughter is almost 15 months). I am in big trouble when she conquers the baby gate.
Note to self: Never let daughter know that I have no idea how to start a fire.
Thanks for reading the comments! I always assume my responses are purely for my own amusement.
I can sort a sorting cube and stack a stacker like nobody’s business! It’s the easiest way to convince yourself that you are “straightening up”.
Trust me. That is the floor. You have not seen the kitchen counter/my office.
Oh girl. We live in a house with a huge living room and at least half of it if not all looks like that (or worse) on the daily. More room just means more stuff. It’s kinda sad. P.S. Love your fabrics on your ottomans! (or is it “ottomen”? he he.)
Thank god my child is short!
We moved from a small house to a bigger one and it was only when we moved back to a smaller one that I realized how much crap we had accumulated. For us, more space meant more stuff. Happy to be rid of it. Wish we could pare down even more.
Clutter, clutter every where
It makes it hard to think
Aha! I have a solution
Put it all in the kitchen sink!
I like the idea of “Ottomen”. It sounds like they will tidy up and serve me drinks!
I used to move often (when I was renting) and that was always a great way to cleanse yourself of STUFF. But since I bought this place, we’ve been here about seven years. Moves force you to make decisions.
Ladies and Gentlemen— my mother. Cute isn’t she?
Those ottomans are adorable and probably would hold all the toys she REALLY needs, but, yeah, I’m all about the clutter here. I try to have everything in a certain spot, but we have so much STUFF! So much! The lid won’t fit on the car box. There are Rubbermaid boxes full of stuff in the closets- play food, puzzles, etc. It’s out of control Your apartment is adorable!