Giveaway: $129 Petunia Pickle Bottom Weekender Bag (Diapers Optional)
When Mazzy was born, a friend's gift to me was a plain cotton shirt with easy boob access and a pair of drawstring pants. These awesome items of clothing could be worn during the day and then *magically* repurposed as pajamas at night. This meant that throughout my maternity leave, I almost never had to take them off. Which was really convenient considering I wasn't showering anyway.
In my experience, unless you are Angelina Jolie or Melania Trump, the first few months after you have a baby, you look like a big hot mess. Your hair goes unwashed, your shirt smells like sour milk and every pair of pants you wear involve elastic.
At some point though, you rejoin society. You go back to work or you take the baby to the playground or maybe you make a failed attempt to befriend someone at a Mommy & Me class. You then have to make a decision— are you going to take your style cues from Rachel Zoe ("I die for fashion") or George Costanza ("I give up")?
For me, clothing options have been much more limited post-baby. Heels seem ridiculous during the day, dresses make playing on the floor impossible, and any material besides cotton has to be sent to the dry cleaner if Mazzy so much as wipes her nose on my shoulder. If there was ever anything "fun" or "flirty" in my closet, they seem to have taken a backseat to pieces that scream "practical" or "I bet if it's black and solid nobody will notice if I wear it three days in a row."
Needless to say, it's been a slow transition back to the somewhat stylish person I used to be.
But I am ready to step it up.
The easiest thing to do would be to ditch my dad-friendly messenger-style diaper bag and get a bag that makes more of a fashion statement. Something like the adorbable Wistful Weekender from Petunia Pickle Bottom (pictured below). It says— "I provide the perfect distraction from the puke stain on your pants!"
The Petunia Pickle Bottom Weekender has two exterior pockets, four interior bottle pockets, seven organizational pockets and a key clip. (How's that for keeping your hot mess in check?) Plus, with a choice of five fabulous patterns (pictured below), your "practical" outfit will instantly seem 1000X cuter.
Thanks to Sarah from NewDayNewDeals, today I am giving away a Petunia Pickle Bottom Weekender Bag (value $129) for free. (The winner will be able to select the pattern of her choice, as long as the pattern is instock at the conclusion of the contest.)
NewDayNewDeal posts a daily listing of the best baby sales online. It's not a cheap freebie site— Sarah scours the web for bargain prices on boutique brands and only showcases the higher-end items she would buy herself. Plus she posts listings of all the private sales from sites like Gilt Kids, Zullily and Hautelook the night before they happen… SO, if you're like me and receive 50 emails a day from private sale sites, you can click "unsubscribe" and check them all in one place. (Freeing, isn't it?)
GIVEAWAY RULES:
1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not already a fan, you can easily become one by clicking "like" on my right sidebar or clicking here.
2) Tell me your "hot mess" moment in the comment section below. Example: Mine is the time I walked out of the office "lactation room" after a pumping session with my dress tucked into my tights like I was wearing a shirt and pants. (That really happened.)
3) For a second entry, follow NewDayNewDeals on facebook or @NewDayNewDeals on twitter and then leave a second comment below.
Winner will be chosen at random and announced on July 22nd. Good luck!
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I am a hot mess every day of my life in my sweats or swim shorts after working in the garden realizing I need to go to the store for something but don’t have time to shower. Major hot mess.
That is a sweet bag! Mine is a boring black, very meh.
I have had many hot mess moments. There was the time I walked out with a wet spot on my tee (leak, oops) and the time I went out to eat with unwashed hair, glasses, no makeup and a postpartum floppy belly. The rest, I’ve blocked out.
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My hot mess story: The only place my pump has an outlet at work is under my desk. So I sit, under my desk, and pump. Twice a day. One day I was pumping and milk was dripping onto my khaki skirt, without me knowing or else duh, I would have stopped it. I finish my pump sess, go into the copy room and someone says ‘”h wow, you spilled a bunch of water on your skirt.” Yes, yes that’s TOTALLY water all over my skirt, you found me out. *sigh*
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Those bags are adorable!
Let’s see…. During one of my first years of teaching, I wore a wrap skirt to work. I went to use the restroom between classes and didn’t notice that the back part of the wrap skirt wasn’t in my hand. Rather, it was in the toilet. Where I was now going. Talk about embarrassing. I never wore that skirt to work again.
I finally bought myself a cute shirt. Not a t-shirt, a real shirt with buttons and tiny ruffled trim. Then I sat next to my son during dinner. Between bites, he reached over and grabbed my sleeve. He was eating spinach and chicken with rice. Later, out in public, talking to people I didn’t know … I remembered to look at my sleeve.
How can I choose just one? During cold season (September thru May), I have a snot trail from the constant runny nose both on my pants, about thigh level, and all over both of my shoulders. Even on the first date night we had in such a long time. At a very nice restaurant.
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Mine was the time I decided to go to the store in what I was wearing…I had a couple cute boys (I was old enough to be their mother) drive by and smile at me….I had to wonder if they were smiling at the woman I am or the hot mess. I looked down to find left over spit up from my twins down the from of me and kleenaz coming out of my top that I used for my nose….yep they were looking at the hot mess alright!
I am a hot mess everyday! It NEVER fails, but no matter what I am eating or how messy it is I will end up spilling it this usually takes place on the couch or in the bed. Our hair dryer gets a lot of action drying couch cushions and the mattress. just last night I spilt almost a whole quiche on the kitchen floor and then after cooking beef and broccoli stir fry I spilt the delicious brown flowing juices all over a couch cushion. I am a mess and I am just glad my husband understands and just quietly goes and grabs me a towel because he knows if he makes fun of me he will get poked.
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when my son was in his baby food/oatmeal stage he loved razzing me while he ate which would cause oatmeal and mushed peas,carrots etc to go flying everywhere, including all over me. being the hot mess that I am it never bothered me and I would just wipe my face with the shirt I had on. Well this one particular day after feeding him and taking a nice warm oatmeal shower I realized I had no more wipes anywhere in the house. thankfully my sister was there to watch my son while I ran to the store. Not thinking to look in the mirror before I left I went to the store. While at check out the woman began looking at me with a disgusted face. I took a look at my shirt and realized it was covered in baby food and made a comment to her like “oh, kids!” and she kind of nervously laughed it off. I return home with the wipes just in time to attack the poop mess in my sons diaper. There was a mirror above the changing station and I realize that my bangs had formed into what looked like a hardened tital wave reminicent of the famous ‘There’s Something About Mary” bangs. My lovely sister thought it was hilarious and didn’t want to tell me before I left the house, I can’t wait till she has children.
no wonder the woman at the counter was looking at me like I was a cracked out hooker. HOT MESS!
Amazingly, I managed to keep fairly neat as a new mom, although, once at work, I did fling a pacifier out of my purse and onto the conference room table (while looking for a pen) during an important meeting!
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I follow newdaynewdeals too. My hot mess moment was when I decided to take a bath with my infant son after I swore I never would, due to pooh in the tub. Well I broke down, and climbed in, when my hubby came to help me and take my son he asked if I got a new toy for the kiddo (with a smile on his face). No, it was pooh!
This is a kind of gross hot mess moment…..but many seem to be when motherhood is involved. I am expecting my third child and I often bring my other two boys to my prenatal visits. I had to leave a urine sample and my 19 month old came into the bathroom with me. After producing the sample. He started screaming and crying for the “juice”. I was so embarrased. HOT MESS!
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My ‘hot mess’ moment was when I took my daughter on a long haul flight overseas. I only packed one backup outfit in the carry on and she was already IN that outfit, when she had a major diaper blowout, not only on herself, but all over me too!!! Needless to say the rest of the flight was not much fun for her, me or the other passenger on the plane! Soooo embarrassed and a HOT Mess! lol
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After dd was born we decided to go out for brunch as a family. As we were leaving – I panicked, as I couldn’t find my keys. I had left them on the seat in the car!
I had just fed our daughter. She had spit up and I thought I got it all cleaned up and walked into the auditorium to join my husband. I get in the pew and he asks why my dress is all wet in back. I had spit up down the back of my dress and had no idea. I had just walked past several rows of people also!
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My “hot mess” moment (well one of many), was when I went to see my baby at daycare the day after her shots during my lunch break. I had a very important meeting after lunch with funders from DC for a grant that pays for my job, and right before I left daycare, my daughter spit-up her recently eaten carrots down my nice off-white blouse. So I sat through my super important meeting with a lovely orange stain and smelling like old carrots and sour milk. 🙂
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Not sure I can remember a Hot Mess moment. Honestly. I’m 21 so I haven’t lived too long yet.
I just had my 3rd daughter and my husband went across the country for work for a week. I needed to go to the grocery store and attempted it with all the kids. As I was shutting the door to the garage I realized someone had turned the lock on the inside — just as the door slammed shut. We were locked out! I had no key and every door was locked. I panicked and checked all windows to see if any were open. I found one and had to use the Little Tikes slide as a ladder. Then after just 3 weeks of having a c-section had to climb through the window. It was a MESS! To top it off I did this 2 more times THAT WEEK!!
Hottest Mess Moment: When I returned from maternity leave with my second child I switched to a new office on campus (I work for a University). It was my first week and I didn’t have a designated office yet, so I was borrowing a coworker’s office for pumping sessions. There I was, dress unbuttoned, totally exposed, double pumping away when the Assistant Dean walked in on me! It was very, very uncomfortable because he just STOOD there, in the door fumbling for an excuse. He told me he was bringing some cables for her computer, and proceeded to walk over to her desk and leave them while muttering about some networking issues. It was obvious he didn’t know what to do, but it was horrible how he proceeded to go about his business while I was sitting there pumping! Sheesh!
I am pregnant so have many hot mess pregnancy moments – showing up late, with my hair an absolute mess, not dressed right, darting to the bathroom constantly, etc. The best is when my husband had his own pregnancy moment and I caught him midday with his work shirt inside out. Poor guy – pregnancy has taken a toll on both of us. haha
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I leave the house messier than I like on the rare occasion with unidentified smears on clothing
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Ok my hot mess moment happened first thing in the morning when my son was about a month old.. still not sleeping through the night and having to nurse him every 2-3 hours I was very very tired.. well in the morning I was going to actually eat cereal and when I poured the milk into my bowl I realized.. Oh no!!! Thats my breast milk not 2%.
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Hot mess moment:
My hubby and I went to the mall shopping with our daughter and she was a few weeks old. We were walking out of the mall and I started leaking like crazy. I had not let down at all until that day. Good thing we were already leaving.
Hot mess moment. We were on vacation to visit relatives with a three week old baby (what was I thinking?) We were out for the evening and I leaked milk through my shirt, and had not thought to bring an extra one. So I sat through dinner at a restaurant like that!
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im fairly new to the mom thing, and already have too many boob leaking stories and too few clean shirts!
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My hot mess moment wasn’t my kid….my BFF’s son untied my bathing suit in the pool. He’s 10 months old and apparently very talented! I didn’t notice till someone pointed it out luckily he was covering the goods.
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My hot mess moment actually happened this morning – while dropping my baby off at daycare, i rubbed her head as I was leaving and noticed dried spitup in her hair. I mentioned it to her Nanny as I was walking (running) out the door…
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Soon to be Soon to be mommy hot mess moment…Im 9 months preggo and my bras are all too small for me but I cant afford new ones right now so I squeeze my boobs onto the ones I have. I was in a hurry to get to the store before it closed so I didn’t even look at myself before I left the house. The teenager cashier was looking at me weird and it wasnt until I got home that I realized that my right boob was only half in my bra. Since they are super tight it looked like a double decker boobie hahaha & =(
Soon to be Soon to be mommy hot mess moment…Im 9 months preggo and my bras are all too small for me but I cant afford new ones right now so I squeeze my boobs onto the ones I have. I was in a hurry to get to the store before it closed so I didn’t even look at myself before I left the house. The teenager cashier was looking at me weird and it wasnt until I got home that I realized that my right boob was only half in my bra. Since they are super tight it looked like a double decker boobie hahaha & =(
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I follow you on FB 🙂 There are so many Hot Mess moments in our household… I’ve gone out with boob stains, baby puke, breast milk leakage. … quite possibly the best one involved my husband, though. After my son was born, we took him to the pediatrician for his 2 week checkup. He was measured and weighed and then the doc had to check his boy parts, etc… while waiting for her to clear off the exam table, our son peed all over daddy’s shirt and then pooped right into his hand! LOL. I thought our doc was going to die laughing (apparently, this is a pretty common occurance!) My hubby was NOT thrilled however, as he had to leave the office covered in nice, warm, baby pee! 🙂
My hot mess moment would have to be the day my husband brought my son to work to see me on my lunch break. I was soo excited to see my little man, he is my world. Well I pick him up and he decides to throw up… right on my BLACK slacks!! NOO. lol Well not just anywhere.. yeah you guessed it, right in my crotch! It was horrible and it wouldn’t come out! So the rest of my day I had a big white spot on my pants!
I went for groceries, wondered what was up with people grinning as they passed me all the while. It wasn’t until I was digging in my wallet at the till that the plastic tiara my kid had placed on my head earlier in the day slipped a little, and I remembered it was there.
One of my Hot Mess moments is when I made the snap decision to switch my son from Nutramigen formula ($$$) to Soy formula to try to save a bit of $$ each week.. I made this decision over Thanksgiving and we were at my BIL’s house about 1.5 hours away from ours and my son PROJECTILE vomited that formula up all over me, the couch and himself…luckily HE had a change of clothes…I on the other hand was banned to the far corner of the room as my smell was not appealing to the rest of the family enjoying their pumpkin pie!
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My hot mess moment…
The lake water was finally warm enough for a swim. So I ventured out and realized in about 2 seconds that I forgot to remove my nursing pads. I could barely get back to the dock. The pads had swelled up like two huge fake implant. I managed to pull them out just before they burst at the seams and the weird gel compound that looks like fish eggs started to ooze out.
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Love the bag and especially the alliteration of Wistful Weekender from Petunia Pickle Bottom!
I’m trying really really hard to block out all of my hot mess moments. Really.
It has to be the day my son decided to have a poop blow out that reached from his upper back all the way down to his toes. Gross!
I’m trying really really hard to block out all of my hot mess moments. Really.
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Hot Mess Moment: Holding a baby while dropping everything in their diaper bag…then trying to pick up said diaper bag and each thing in it while balancing said baby. Difficult to say the least.
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When was I a hot mess? The real question should be when am I NOT a hot mess. I had many hot mess moments that involved leaking breastmilk through breast pads, bras, tanks, and shirts. In public. All the time. I had some super milk-pressure.
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Do anticipated hot mess moments count? I’m pretty much guaranteed to experience lots of them. I’m sharing a coworker’s moment since I think it’s hilarious (of course, this is from not having to experience anything like this yet in my life).
She was flying sans husband with her two-year old toddler and newborn to L.A., sitting next to someone in the aisle seat who obviously had no interest in children. She was discretely breastfeeding the baby underneath a blanket when her toddler reached into his diaper and pulled out some poop, smearing it on himself, the seat, and on her. In her panic to grab his hand, her blanket falls off exposing her bare chest and startling the baby who begins to cry. She’s stuck in her seat because the person in the aisle seat doesn’t get up (probably frozen with horror) and has to wait for a flight attendant to come over. She has to hand the baby off to the flight attendant so she can get her shirt on and take her toddler to the bathroom.
My coworker shared this with me as a warning. NOTED.
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Hot Mess, umm…probably the time when my oldest daughter pooped SO BAD and of course I had no change of clothes for her! Wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been December (with snow)!
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I’ve always shunned Petunia Pickle Bottom because of their prices, but I’ve got to admit, those are some mighty purty bags. I love the red and black one.
I already like you on FB. As for my hot mess moment, it happened pretty early on, thankfully. My mom stayed with us for a week after Lil’ Bit was born. And one night, wearing only yoga pants and a heavily stained nursing tank, I could no longer take the chafing of my nipples and just yanked the flaps down to let my boobs air out. And that’s how I walked around for the next two hours – in front of both my husband and mom. I looked like Madonna in her cone bra days gone horribly wrong.
That was it – my fashion rock bottom. There was nowhere left to go but up.
My hot mess moment was when I was breastfeeding my newborn at the mall when my 2.5 year old decided to sprint away from me and run through the automatic mall doors.Thank goodness I was able to hang on to my newborn and catch her before she got to the parking lot!
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I have several hot mess moments
1. I was wearing a really cute new top that happened to be white, I was also a nursing mother. I had noticed that I had leaked through the pad, and my bra and my cute shirt was dripping breast milk and was a little see through. If that doesn’t make a statement I don’t know what does *facepalm*
2. While I was working at a daycare while pregnant, a pair of underwear fell out of my pant leg and while bending over to pick them up my pants ripped a little in the seat. I am a fashion nightmare >.<
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My hot mess moment – I have twins who both projectile vomitted for the first year of their life – I didn’t leave home ever with some sort of barf somewhere on me – LOL!
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My hot mess moment: I had to go to my brother’s funeral a few days after my baby was born. Because I was immediate family, and because I had a brand new baby, there was a lot of attention on me. I did A LOT of nursing in public that day, and each time, I somehow got a huge wet milk spot on my light shirt. I had to go in the bathroom and get under the dryer every time!
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I have so many to choose from – pottying during bath-time (the baby- not me) to the usual leaks and blowouts -(my husband once asked if we could just close the door to her room and forget that part of the house existed after a spectacular poopapoolza), but one of the best occurred on the way to my MIL’s, when I heard the telltale grunting, and stopped to change the baby in the car. I was so proud of not getting anything on the seats even though it had been up the back, down the legs, and flung all around. That is until I looked down and saw my shirt…it was a white shirt. (I know…) With baby poop on it. My husband insisted that “you couldn’t really tell.” Uh hunh. So I had to take it off and wear my old, white, armpit stained former work out sagging tank top as a shirt. To my In laws. It was glorious indeed.
My hot mess was when I showed up for work with baby spit up all down my back and shoulder. But no one told me about it for hours!!!
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We have had lots of hot mess moments in our house (unfortunately). One in particular is when my kids were first learning to walk. I was washing the floors in the kitchen, the doorbell rang, I went to answer it and within seconds the bucket had been tipped and my son had fallen – I learned my lesson that time (to never wash floors again – ha)!
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I really wish I had a hum dinger for you. But truth is, I don’t even think I know what ‘hot mess’ really means anymore. My toddler is 2- and the twins are 9 months. So being a ‘mess’ and a ‘hot’ one at that is sadly a way of life. But, if I had to pick one- the most recent that comes to mind would be the time I was at the store and a nursing pad (old one) fell out of the sleeve of my shirt while I was at the store. Thankfully no one noticed, and if they did they probably thought it was a tissue and I was just trying to be an old lady.
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I shall diversify from the poop into the vomiting. I had only thought that projectile throw-up was a Hollywood legend before baby girl. heh. Pregnancy “blessed” me with gigantic ta-tas. I mean, you really have to know the alphabet. It was also amazing how during those late night feedings, as I swaddled my drowsy little precious baby back up, she could arch her back and spit like a dolphin right up into the giant target that was offered, upon which gravity would assure that it would leak and pool around the girls. It was so bad once and I was so tired, that I just stuffed a burp cloth down in my sleep nursing bra, and then… well, you can imagine what fun that was in the morning.
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I already like you on Facebook. I have pictures to prove that life after my firstborn was one continuous string of hot mess, usually with bags under my eyes and wet circles around each nipple.
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One day when we were leaving church I noticed a lot of people looking at me. I thought they were just admiring my beautiful 6 month old. They weren’t. They were staring at my boobs. Charlotte had managed to unbutton my blouse half way to my belly button. I was wearing a beautiful nude lace bra (quite see through).
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My hot mess is in a pile in my closet…(sounds gross, right?). It is the pile of formerly-cute garments that are now irretrievably stained thanks to my daughter and my *awesome* skills in the laundry room. Seriously, I should just throw them all out, but the guilt won’t let me (my poor mommy-brain knows that I will never wear these items again, but resists throwing away “perfectly good” clothes just because they are stained). My whole wardrobe is a hot mess.
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I’m pretty sure I’m a hot mess for a solid 23 hours a day (I’m clean for the hour following my shower, right?). Most of the time I don’t notice until people start nervously smiling at me. The most embarassing incident occured right after I found out I was pregnant. My B cups swelled to D cups literally over night. I bent over to pick something off the shelf at Target and my cups ranneth over.
my hot mess moment was right after I had my baby, I had to go to a meeting at work even though I was still on Maternity leave. I sit down and I looked down to get my briefcase off the floor and noticed that I had 2 big wet stains on my shirt. I had not pumped that morning and well it was bad!!!
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Love reading some of these stories! I am a HOT mess almost every single day being a mom of three kids soon-to-be four kids in two months. One moment that really sticks out in my mind is one day I needed to run to the grocery store to pick up some milk for the kids. Not even thinking about what I was wearing, I forgot to change out of my pajamas and I headed straight to the store. I didn’t notice what I was doing until I stepped out of the car at the grocery store, I looked down and OOps! Needless to say, I got back into my car and headed straight home to change LOL!
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I like you on facebook. I one wore my dress backwards for an entire day. I didn’t notice until I took it off.
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Sitting in church I started leaking all the way thru the nursing pads embarassing
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I love those bags, buying bags of any type alwayss has been my weakness. Post kids, I don’t buy them, I just drool now.
My hot mess, well actually just plain mess moment….. Are you sure I can only pick one? After my first I went back to work. I was nursing him, but I never ever leaked so who needs nursing pads, right? Well this day I was looking good. I was back into the pre-pregnancy clothing and was wearing a pretty solid shirt, in a light yellow. A baby came into our office, she was hungry and she cried because we were trying to figure out where we had the bottles and formula. The baby cried and I let down. Milk dripped all over my shirt, CUTE!
My hot mess moment is more of a daily life struggle for survival. 😀
There have been plenty of hot mess moments through two babies. After my son threw up on my once and we were “out and about” the whole day, I concluded that being covered in baby vomit is still being covered in vomit, and as a result now bring an extra shirt everywhere I go. But there are less dramatic hot mess moments every week or so . . . this weekend, my son got his pants all went just being NEAR a beach, and then I carried him and had a HUGE wet spot on my shirt for the whole time at this park (my extra shirt was in the car). Also, I have to wear my prescription sunglasses almost everywhere because if my son even sees them he freaks until I wear them, and then does not allow me to take them off.
FB fan here! My hot mess moment was when I dropped my kids off at school and saw a church rummage sale on the way home. I stepped out of the car and saw my slippered foot hit the ground. I realized that I was wearing a bathrobe and nothing else. My low moment was actually considering going in like that. Needless to say I got my brains back and went home.