A year ago today, my eight-month-old baby girl gave me a black eye and I posted a picture of her taking a dump to retaliate. Who knew that lovely parenting moment would blossom into my second child?
I wrote a long post about how much I love writing this blog and how amazing you all are for sending in mortifying pictures of your kids, playing my ridiculous contests and writing hilarious comments— but it got way too sappy.
In short, I am thrilled to have started what one reader called "a delightfully demented community of parents" (I may have added the delightfully part). So I wanted to thank you all in grand fashion.
The question is… What can I do that's big enough to reflect the significance of this AWESOMELY HISTORICAL DAY IN MOMMY SHORTS HISTORY?
How 'bout a…
BABY CELEBRITY LOOKALIKES COLOSSAL CRUMBS CUPCAKE GIVEAWAY!
Huh?
Allow me to explain.
As many of you know, my Baby Celebrity Lookalikes Contest is still going strong. There are now 100+ entries from Seth Rogan to James Dean to Kevin from the Office. (Go to the fanpage, click on photos and you'll find them all in the first album entitled "Baba/Celebrity Lookalike Contest".) Below is just a small sample of all the awesomeness lurking behind this link.
The last day for entries is August 25th. In order to make sure this thing goes out with a bang, I'm giving away THREE COLOSSAL CRUMBS CUPCAKES (value $42 each) just for publicly throwing your support behind one of the entries— whether your kid is entered or not.
The Colossal Cupcakes from Crumbs Bakeshop can be delivered anywhere in the US, are freakin gigantic (feed ten people gigantic, see picture up top for size) and you can pick any flavor you want from cookie dough to chocolate sundae to my personal favorite— Baba Booey.
All you have to do to enter is check out the baby celebrity lookalike entries on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage and then announce your favorite in one or all of the following places— the comment section below, the wall of the fanpage and/or on twitter.
I'm choosing one winner randomly from each place (total of three winners). Obviously, you up your chances if you comment on all three.
For example:
"Team Stay Puft!"
"Vote Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez!"
"John Candy for the win!"
or…
"I'll kick you illegally in the groin if you don't vote for William Zabka from The Karate Kid!"
If you do your shout-out via twitter, use the hashtag #BabyCelebLookalikes with a link back to this post.
Make sense?
And please do me a favor— this is not a Lisa Lopez vs. Stay Puft thing (the two currently in the lead for the popular vote). Mix it up. Dig down deep. Realize that the baby girl who looks like Nathan Lane is woefully underrated. Imagine the Dexter lookalike with a little blood splatter on his face. Did you know the French seem to have rallied behind Alfred E. Newman? Or that Vern Troyer (aka Mini-Me) was entered last week and he is nothing short of FANTASTIC? There's also a hilarious Richard Simmons, a forgotten Humpty Dumpty and a dead-on Tiger Woods that makes me wonder if mom works the clubs in Vegas.
All I'm trying to say is— the more varied the entries, the more amusing this will all be for ME.
It is my historical day, after all.
Thanks to Crumbs Bakeshop for donating the cupcakes, good luck to everyone entering and a Happy Mommy Shorts Blogoversary to all!
Winners announced August 26th.
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This contest has no affiliation with Facebook.
So I really want Popeye and Betty Boop to win. Just sayin… they are 2 of my faves. oh and Elton John. too cute.
AND OF COURSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY SHORTS!!!
When do we get to watch you smush the cake in your hair?
Damn Typepad will not let me post … apparently it too, is put off by my germ ridden body of the last two weeks, but trying again as me since it clearly HATES my blog 😉
Happy Blogaversary my dear, a year of hilarity and amusement over here at Mommyshorts. The combination of your acerbic wit and the highly talented mini wingman have your fans begging for more.
and so … I like the little Dexter wannabee, but don’t let him near your cherub – just in case.
Vote Humpty Dumpty before he falls off that wall!
I still love Halle Berry baby with the bikini…girl is rockin’ that ‘kini!!
Happy Birthday Mommyshorts and thanks for making me spit coffee through my nose in the mornings!
Happy First Birthday Mommy Shorts!!!
I’m so bummed I never get to win anything but I’ll throw in my name anyway just to screw with you and your random number picking thingy, I’m awesome like that.
I love the Dexter lookalike – simply because I love me some Dexter, woohoo!!
Happy 1st Birthday, Mommy Shorts! Ilana, my gift to you is the knowledge that you are the only blogger to have ever given me content envy. The kind of content envy that makes me think to myself, “Holy shit, why didn’t I think of that? It’s fucking brilliant.” More than once I’ve wanted to pay homage to you with a list of Lil’ Bit’s favorite things Oprah-style, but I fear I would never do it justice. I bow to you.
As for my contest entry, I know I should vote for myself and will certainly encourage others to do so (Team Timberlake, people!), but I’ve got to say that Team Stay Puft and Team Humpty Dumpty are my favorites.
Happy birthday! Love your blog (though my kids are older), and love Jeffrey & Jack Nicholson.
THAT’S MY BABY! HALLE FOR THE WIN!
I’d totally love one of those cupcakes! Crumbs is the SHIT. So yeah, obviously I’m voting for Caitlyn/Halle
Happy Birthday!!! This is such a fantastic blog!!!
I’m going for the Guy Fieri look alike! Come on Team Guy!
Happy Birthday to Mommy Shorts too!
“Boobs.” ***Go Kevin!!!*** From the Office, of course!
***** And Happy Birthday MommyShorts!!! *****
I really want the Stay Puft baby to win. Just feeling like taking a bite of his fluffy cheeks, kidding!
Morgan/Shirley Temple? Adorbs.
Happy blog bday, Ilana! Thanks for making me laugh every morning. This is one of my daily MUST-READS.
you know what I’m going to say. Elton John (Green Glasses) is awesomeness. That is all.
no, it’s not. Happy Bloggiverssary or whatever it is. You’ve made a beautiful baby over here.
Happy Birthday! I am a new reader and this is my favorite mommy blog—ok it is my only mommy blog but even so I consider it the standard. My sentimental vote is for Tom Selleck–how do you go wrong with Magnum P.I.?
CRYING DAWSON. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS PURE AND HOLY, PEOPLE. VOTE FOR CRYING DAWSON.
team Humpty Dumpty here! How cute is that baby??
Love Brodie & Billy Idol!!
It is plausible that the baby Jamie Hyneman is the winner!
Rocco and Jamie Hyneman!!
Gotta vote for Conner and Matthew McConaughey ~ cutest name ever 🙂
Happy Birthday to the blog! I’ve been following from the beginning and look forward to every post.
Even though I think Sammy is a dead ringer for Stay Puft, I’ll pick someone else to be different. I choose Crew & Marky Mark. Because Mark Wahlberg is just too yummy in that picture. The kid’s cute too, but on an entirely different level.
Happy blogaversary! I read this blog EVERY DAY and I’m voting for the little Nathan Lane look-alike. She’s a-freakin-dorable
I vote for the Tiger Woods look alike!
Voting for Michelle Williams
My vote is for Wyatt & Kevin from the Office!
Stay Puft baby – sucker for pudgy cheeks
Happy Happy Bloggiversary!!!! I have loved seeing your Baby/Celebrity lookalikes here and on your Facebook page…they make me smile and sometimes even laugh out loud! :>
OMGEEEEEEEEE! I am voting for the Dexter look alike. (Michael C Hall) My fave show,my fave actor-just awesome!
Humpty Dumpty all the way!!!
IM VOTING FOR LISA LEFT EYE LOPEZ 🙂 AND HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY!!!!!!
I’m sorry, but any reference to a classic DOOL period, especially Marlena’s devil possession gets my vote. This look alike is woefully under appreciated in my opinion.
Hooray for you!
Really.
I am amazed by all you have accomplished here in just a year.
Phenomenal. And hilarious. And impressive as hell.
Go Ilana, you delightfully demented mama!
my babe has a yellow bikini too…they are kindred spirits 😉
Zephra and Linda Hunt!
Wait, wha? There’s a Tom Selleck lookalike? That just may trump my own baby — the Ernie McCracken! REcognize!
Happy Birthday.
WOW. JUST one year??
And look at the amazing community, and reputation as the party place to be.
You’ve created a wonderful website here: beautiful, interactive, always interesting, and approachable, too.
HAPPY BLOGOVERSARY!
Glad I was able to meet you at BlogHer.
And, while it was so difficult to choose b/c this was THE BEST BABY PICTURE CONTEsT EVER:
Humpty Dumpty cracked me up the most.
But the others did, too.
I loved this contest.
I vote Mini-Me!
Thank you for a wonderful year!
And my biased behind is all for Team Lukasz/Eric Northman!!
N & Nathan Lane!!!
Happy Blogiversary Birthday Thingy!!
I was just thinking that the Dexter picture could use a little photoshopping with the blood – for a better image, you know? That’s my vote! I’ma twitter it, too. You know I LOVE crumbs. Like a whole lot.
that a girl Sara!
Totally contradicting what I just wrote on your facebook page, but I think I love Betty Boop! I’m working hard here on making another kid for you to make fun of, now give me an enormous cupcake!
Team Humpty Dumpty!!!
Happy bloggy birthday to you.
And GO TEAM NATHAN LANE.
PS. My poor poor daughter.
Happy blogoversary GF!
And my support goes to my girls Elaine A and Jessica W {Am I missing anyone else that I love? God I hope not! Keep it quiet if I am! Ahem.}
Happy Birthday Mommy Shorts!
Gotta go with Dexter, too!
Morgan and Shirley Temple………She is adorable and looks alot like her pic.
We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Baby Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a baby, he’s on Facebook; we make this guy the winner, we won’t have any trouble!
Happy blog birthday!
Jack Nicholson & Henry are pretty freaking adorable! Happy Anniversary!
I vote lisa left eye!
Happy Birthday Mommy Shorts!! I’m voting for Humpty Dumpty! No contest at all!
You know I have to go with Jessica/Ashley Olsen! Although, some of them are SO funny!
OBVIOUSLY voting for the gorgeous Simon Baker and the even more gorgeous C! <3
Vote for Clairey Busey before she goes CRAZY!! 🙂
Team Alfred E. Newman a.k.a James! Vote for James or I will hold you down and poop in your pocket..
GO JAMES!
Happy Birthday Mommy Shorts! good-happy-joy-wine-chocolate and other-awesome-things for you! keep the laughs coming.. I need you.
My Name is Humpty.
Vote for me or I’ll jump.
More votes please. I fear I am losing my balance.
You haven’t counted on the powerful egg lobby. Go Humpty!
Love dexter? That’s cool. But I bet you love cake too. And you know what cake has in it? EGGS. Save Ferris. Vote Humpty!
With thanks. From me (and all the kings horses).
We who are about to Humpty. Salute you.
No. Thanks for playing though. It’s Humpty all the way! 🙂
Madam. You are a creature of rare discernment and taste. That hair. Those shoes. Marvelous.
Ps. I vote 1 million times for Humpty.
You like me. You really really like me.
Big eggy smooch just for you xxxxx
:-)))))
THAT, is a good point……
Come on baby Gary Busey!!
It is INCONCIEVABLE how much Ziggy looks like Wallace Shawn.
Also, I found Mommy Shorts last month and yesterday I finished reading all the way back to post #1
Now all I need is a baby!
I love that Zephra & Linda Hunt have the exact same expression, too cute! But my vote goes to James & Alfred E. Newman, James is adorable and Alfred has always been one of my heros… 😉
baby billy idol brodie gets my vote 🙂
Happy birthday, Ilana!!
I am new to the blog – Congratulations on your first year….I am looking forward to keeping up with you on a regular basis.
Also – everyone should realize that the logical choice is Timothy and Spock!!!
I think you know my favorite is My G as Vern but I also like the Shirley Temple look-alike!!
Congrats on your first blogoversary!! hard to believe that when I first met you at Blissdom, Mommy Shorts was just a few months old! 😉
I’m all for Charlie aka humpty dumpty!! Love the bowtie!
I’m loving Brody and James Dean. How old-fashioned chic. 🙂
I like the humpty dumpty baby
Elton John!
my vote is for the will smith baby
abile27 at yahoo dot com
Eddie and Nick Nolte. Funniest thing ever.
Happy Birthday-
The Dexter look a like is awesome!
cindy0462@gmail.com
john candy
Jazmyn/Shirley Temple is my vote!
Popeye and Billy Idol
Popeye because Olive Oil would be lost forever
Billy Idol and the baby should seriously stop going to the same hair dresser
bec.shockley@gmail.com
FB name is rebecca shockley
I tweeted as well cause I like tweeting to my tweethearts
I vote for the John Candy Look Alike
the John Candy kid – he needs to be cheered up
I love Maysen and Richard Simmons!!! so hysterically cute!
Erin and the Cabbage Patch Kid… Awesome!!