IMG_3295 Although Dr. B (our early childhood development specialist) has been noticeably slacking/super busy these days, because she is also my sister, I'm able to ask for advice under the guise of a friendly chat about her niece.

Below is a transcript of a phone conversation between Dr. B and myself concerning my recent issues with putting Mazzy to sleep. Well, it's more of an approximation of the conversation since I did not actually record it. Just be thankful it's not a reenactment of the transcript from an approximation of our conversation because that would be ridiculous. (Or so said the actors and camera people I asked to film it.)

PHONE CONVO TRANSCRIPT APPROXIMATION

ME: I'm having trouble putting Mazzy to sleep.

DR. B: Why? What's happening?

ME: She makes me read her a million books, she tries to escape the room, she stalls like crazy and then she won't let me put her down to sleep.

DR. B: What do you mean— she won't 'let you' put her down to sleep? Isn't she in a crib?

ME: Yes…

DR. B: So can't you just put her in the crib?

ME: No. After we finish reading, I need to rock Mazzy so that she relaxes. But she fights me and arches her back and—

DR. B: Wait. I don't understand. Why are you rocking her?

ME: I just told you. To get her to relax before bed.

DR. B: But it's NOT relaxing her, right?

ME: Well, it does eventually. She just has to give into it.

DR. B: Have you thought that maybe she's trying to tell you she doesn't like the rocking?

ME: She does like the rocking. It's when I sing to her.

DR. B: Mmhm.

ME: What?

DR. B: I think it's YOU who likes the rocking.

ME: It's not me. It's part of our bedtime routine. After we finish reading, I hold her while I rock and sing to her.

DR. B: How are you holding her?

ME: Like, cradling.

DR. B: You're standing and cradling her?

ME: Yes…

DR. B: Mazzy's too old for cradling. Just put her in the crib. She's not a baby anymore!

ME: What? No. She loves the rocking and the cradling. If I put her in the crib, then she'll just ask me to rock her.

DR. B: So, then why don't you put her in the crib and wait for her to ask you? If the goal is for you to rock her…

ME: THE GOAL IS FOR HER TO GO TO BED.

DR. B: Are you sure?

ME: YES!!!

DR. B: Well, if you are not comfortable just putting her in the crib, why don't you try rocking her without cradling her? Just hold her like you do normally.

ME: Okay, fine. But she's not going to like it.

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That night, Mazzy fought me when I picked her up but as soon as she realized I wasn't going to force her into a cradling position, she relaxed. I swayed and sang with her legs wrapped around my waist and her head resting on my shoulder.

I have always loved the weight of my baby's head on my shoulder.

This works, I thought.

Dr. B is brilliant.

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It continued to work for the next few nights.

Then, at bedtime less than one week later, I finished reading Mazzy her books, hoisted her onto my hip, was three words into my lullaby when—

"Go in crib."

What?

"Go in crib."

Song cut short, I placed Mazzy in the crib.

Per her request.

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Same thing happened the next night.

And the next.

Apparently, Mazzy is indeed too old for cradling.

And rocking.

And lullabies.

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Last night, I went straight from reading her bedtime stories to placing her directly in the crib.

"Night night, Mommy."

With that, I smiled a sad smile, swept the hair away from her eyes, kissed her forehead and said, "You know your aunt sucks, right?"