Remember when I said that Mazzy needed a special talent?

No? It was just yesterday— come on, people!

Well, this is what I'm talking about.

William Stokkebroe is a two-year-old who competes in ballroom dancing competitions. (Update: His parents compete, he just does his "and that's how it's done" dance after they're finished.)

In the video below, you'll find him doing "the jive" for a captive audience. If you think his talent ends there, he also dances a mean Pasa Doble.

If you know what the Pasa Doble is, then you watch way too much "So You Think You Can Dance" (just like me).

NOW. Try to imagine how loud Mary Murphy would scream after watching the performance below.