Thank you to everyone who voted for their favorite caption on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage. Ultimately, the win went to Jessica who came up with the Hanukkah-friendly caption above.
Jessica wins a coveted copy of "Spending The Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat
As much as I love Jessica's caption, I'm afraid one photo does not do Christmas justice. So, I asked you all to post your funniest holiday photos on the Mommy Shorts Fanpage (have you joined that thing yet??) so I could caption a whole bunch. I even stole a few losing captions from the contest.
My Christmas gift to you is the photo captions below. I hope you don't try to return them.
I hope everyone is satisfied with their gifts, your cat doesn't attack your tree and nobody blows the lid on the whole Santa thing.
Most of all, I hope your kid's attitude doesn't go to shit the minute you take that elf off the shelf.
Merry Christmas!
— Mommy Shorts
I am giggling. Thanks I.
I did not stop laughing from start to end. Thanks Ilana.
Happy Holidays!
I’m laughing so hard I have tears. Great captions, Ilana! Happy Holidays to you!
The last one took me by surprise…I read the caption and then scrolled down and saw the bum! LOL!!
These were great! The “live wire” is my favorite. Good work on all the captions!
Love them all! Thanks so much for including my little streaker! We are hoping he grows out of the whole ” taking off ALL of my clothes” phase soon…But for now, it makes for some hilarious pictures. Hope you guys have a wonderful holiday!
Hilarious! I needed a good laugh today!
I need to know what’s happening with the no pants lady.