Having a baby can change a marriage big time. Even the happiest of couples suddenly have a whole new array of topics to fight about. Plus, both people are exhausted so everyone is much more prone to losing their shit.
Fighting with your spouse is never funny. Except when it's being reenacted by a comic book meme! A big thanks to Andrea from "The Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess" for telling me about the Batman Comic Generator which allowed me to create the comics below.
Batman will be playing the part of the mom stuck at home on maternity leave and Robin will be playing the part of the dad. Any similarities between these and my actual marriage are purely coincidental.
Do you want to make one? Go to the Batman Comic Generator and then share them on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage please!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh this is so great. Your humour fits so nice with the SLAP scene.
Hahahahahaha!! So so many of those fit my marriage right now! I’m going to save them on my phone and text them to my husband as they come up.
The “I already defrosted a bottle” and “Not tonight” is HILARIOUS and so true!!! Awesome awesome!!! PS Voted!
I love the Sofie the Giraffe reference.
And “what did you do today?” Oh, that one is the WORST. Or best. Eh, you know what I mean.
I’m stealing Sara’s idea and texting these to my husband. LOL!
That, my friend, is an AWESOME idea.
Ha, I don’t know how I missed this when surfing this morning! Number five is my favourite, that was soooooooo true in our house. Though the worst was when he would wake every morning, stretch, then ask “so was she up last night?” to which I would reply politely “yes” until the day I snapped and yelled ” OF COURSE she was up! She is up every fucking night! It is news if she ISN’T up!!! Now stop talking to me in the morning and asking fucking stupid questions before I have a coffee!” and then he had a vasectomy, the end. Just kidding. About the last part I mean, the rest is sadly only slightly exaggerated. Anywy, that happened with baby one. We went on to have baby two, almost got divorced a hundred times in the first six months and so then called it quits for good (on having kids, not the marriage, lol).
This is awesome. Just awesome.
Words cannot express how much I love every single one of these.
If I didn’t fight with my husband, my blog would really start to suffer. Just saying. Sometimes it CAN be funny. Case in point: these awesome memes.
Omg this is my house!!!! I swear to Zeus, when I see the beginning of the stretch and hear the words “I’m tired” I lose feeling in my fingers and deadly laser beams shoot out my eye sockets. It’s a dangerous situation. For my husband.
I keep coming back for this. I needed it today. Thank you.
This is going to make some news for us.