Have you seen the video of not quite two-year-old Diogo Mello singing "Don't Let Me Down" by the Beatles? Did you immediately start baby making in the hopes you would somehow birth a child equally as cute and talented?
Well, I've got news for you. It's not going to happen. Diogo Mellos only land on this earth every 500 years during a solar eclipse on a 90 degree day in the middle of winter.
Your child is going to be whiny and off-tune like the rest of them. Instead of singing Beatles songs, he's going to sing "Bingo is my Name-O" and instead of playing the guitar, he's going to bang a fork on a frying pan and you're gonna yell, "STOP MAKING THAT INCESSANT RACKET, DIOGO MELLO!" and he's gonna yell back, "Make a video of me, Mom! Let's get internet famous!" Only you're not going to get internet famous because there will be thousands of other Diogo Mellos banging a fork on a frying pan, uploading that shit to YouTube and waiting in vain for the Today Show is come calling.
So put your clothes back on and go back to watching television.
YOUR WELCOME.
But watch this super cute video first…
This child is SO going to end up on Ellen.
This WILL be my son. He happens to have a mother that is a die hard Beatles fan. I’m currently redoing his room décor in Beatles (and not just the bugs). I sing him Hey Jude and Let It Be every night before bedtime. He also likes Dear Prudence and I’ve Just Seen A Face.
When I saw this kid, I about shit myself from excitement.
I don’t know. He plays a lot of wrong notes on that guitar.
This made my day.
Although our friends’ son can apparently play Pink Floyd on the guitar and sing along, too. Of course, he’s four, not two. So, there’s that. Still, my daughter is going to marry him. It’s already been decided. We’re even going to the beach with them next month, further enacting our plan to one day merge our two families as one and have the best Christmas celebrations ever.
The dad is speaking portuguese, so they’re probably brazilian (also because of the name, so his mom probably calls him Dioguinho, Didi, Gogo, Guinho, or some other nickname like that. I should know since I’ve been living in Rio for 6 months hehehe).
The dad’s voice is awesome BTW.
Maybe he’ll struck a deal like Sophia Grace & Rosie to go to Ellen’s show.
I have a three year old boy and what I have learned/ observed. . . . that dad probably plays that song A LOT. Kids are amazing at copying/repeating at young age. and yes he is adorable and talented too.
wait wait wait you HAVE to see this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPoQWclfqOY