A few days ago, I posted the hilarious graphic below (originally from College Humor) called “If Kids Tweeted about TV Like Adults” on the Mommy Shorts Facebook page.
Then I asked everyone to add tweets from their kids about their favorite shows.
Your responses were so great, I had to share them here. You know, just to show the non-facebook-fans what they are missing. Plus, I couldn’t resist adding a few of my own.
MORE TWEETS FROM KIDS, IF THEY TWEETED ABOUT TV LIKE ADULTS:
Today I learned from @Caillou that if I whine enough, mom will give me anything I want. #tryingitnow
Why is everything a SUPER BIG PROBLEM, Wyatt? #superreaders #whatrescue?
Wish my parents were as absent as #maxandruby, then maybe I could get some shit done. #someonecallchildservices
I don’t know what’s less realistic: the train, the time travel, or the fact that Buddy never ate his Pterandadon family. #DinosaurTrain
Look behind you @Dora! TURN AROUND!!! If your head wasn’t so big, it wouldn’t be blocking the whole lost toy city!!! #moron
Pretty sure my mom is not cool with that! @catinthehat #yourmesongsucks
How are @BubbleGuppies riding hair dryers? They live under the sea! #underwater #fail #electrocution
I think he’s pretty funny, but mom says @MrNoodle has a drinking problem. #toomuchapplejuiceiguess
What’s it going to take? Speech Therapy apparently. #WonderPets #stfuduck
Brobee, you’re the worst. Nobody likes you. #YoGabbaGabbaforLife
@Elmo stop asking Mr. Noodle!!! He doesn’t know!!!
Goddamn it @MrNoodle! get it together man! You wash your hands, not your elbows! You sit on the swing with your butt, not your knees! #sheesh
WTF, where’s the real Marina at? You aint fooling me #freshbeatband
What the hell? The show’s name is Go DIEGO Go, but Alecia is horning in AGAIN. #bigsisterssuck
It’s right there, Steve. Right.F**KING.THERE. #BluesClues
Really? He got rewarded for bad behavior AGAIN?! #WTFmonkey #CuriousGeorge #SpoilerAlert
If Amber were my sister I’d smack that bitch. #sophiathefirst
TIME TO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT, STEVE! #BluesClues #disgusting
@Dora You been to Abuela’s house hundreds of times already, you should know your way by now. #getittogether
OMG, Candice. Just chill! Your mom is NEVER going to catch Phineas and Ferb. #whythehellisyournecksolong
You’re the map. I get it. YOU ARE THE MAP!!! No need to repeat…..52,000 times!!! #Dora
@ThomasTheTrain Maybe if you just did what Topham Hat asked you to do, you wouldn’t feel terrible every episode!
Why the fuck doesn’t Joe have an email account? #BlueClues #mailtime
Enough with the dancing! You’re embarrassing yourselves! #SidtheScienceKid
The adults who write this shit are totally tripping. #YoGabbaGabba
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If you like this post, check out “Which Kid’s TV Shows are You Destined to Watch”, which bases your preference on children’s television on your illegal drug use. Probably my favorite chart I’ve made.
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Favorite blog post ever in the history of blog posts!
Does anyone else think Muno looks like that thing mom thinks she’s hiding in her nightstand? #yogabbagabba #what isthatthing?
Bwahahahaha! Love.
These are way funnier than the originals from College Humor. 🙂
seriously, Mickey Mouse, how do you forget to say the Magic Words EVERY SINGLE DAY??? #mickeymouseclubhouse
Excellent!
I LOVE this!
I would like to add, “Why are there only 4 kids in the class? #lookin4myfriends #again #SidShutUp”
WHAT?! How did I miss this feed? I could have written a whole book of these myself.
I think my favorite is “It’s right there, Steve. Right.F**KING.THERE. #BluesClues” because that’s exactly what I scream at the TV when my son watches this show.
That was the first thing I said when I saw it. I cannot watch that show without cracking up!
oh. my. god that was so freaking funny… im sharing it with everyone here at work…. i hate caillou… he’s just a kid who’s 4… each day he whines some more…..
This is hilarious, the Dora tweets are my favorite.
It’s like why do you keep asking ME where to go when YOU have the map! #getittogetherDora
Seriously? Who in their right mind leaves a MONKEY in charge? #TheHumansOnCuriousGeorgeAreStupid
Seriously #DoodleBops, quit looking for that bitch Moe.
Thought I was out of the woods but my son has rediscovered his love for Cailou. NO NO NO!!! #whineyassmostannoyinguglycolorsever
bubble guppies- electrocution = brilliant! loved this
I really just want to know where the heck Max and Ruby’s parents are. I used to watch it with my girls when I was on maternity leave, and it’s bothered me ever since. That was nearly 3 years ago!
I’ve got to say my favorites are:
If Amber were my sister I’d smack that bitch. #sophiathefirst
(she is SO ANNOYINGGGG)
Wish my parents were as absent as #maxandruby, then maybe I could get some shit done. #someonecallchildservices
WTF, where’s the real Marina at? You aint fooling me #freshbeatband
Top three- all so FUNNY! And thoughts I’ve had…