Guess what?! SNL created a commercial parody especially for me! It's for "Baby Toupees" which is a product designed for babies suffering from Male Infantile Baldness.
I think that's a condition worse than Baby Gender Identity Crisis, otherwise known as the condition that causes parents to strap large flowers to the heads of their baby girls. Or, as reported earlier today, purchase ACTUAL BABY WIGS.
What's that you say? This was created in September of 2009? I can't hear you over the sound of me personally thanking Bill Hader for all his hard work!
Also, I totally lied when I said baby wigs would never be a topic on Mommy Shorts again.
Thanks to Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) for tweeting this link to me. That's a true story.
Giant flowers to prove she-ness! Yes. 🙂 So funny.
Rachel Dratch tweeted you? How cool is that?!
Bahaha! That was really funny! Too funny about SNL and “mom jeans” too. It reminds me of the Friends episode where Joey was on an infomercial for the “Milk Master 2000,” basically a plastic tube you shoved into a milk carton to pour the milk. Awhile back I sent the clip to my friend for laughs, and she said, “Hey, isn’t that basically how all milk cartons actually ARE nowadays?” lol
And TOO COOL that Rachel Dratch tweeted you!