Welcome to the Evil Baby Glare-Off 2014!
For those of you unfamiliar, this is where the devil’s children come to compete for their own special place in hell. There are 32 evil babies competing for the crown. It’s a crown of thorns dripping with the blood of their last babysitter, OBVIOUSLY.
Today we will be narrowing that pool by HALF.
What are they competing for?
Bragging rights mainly. But also the chance to disguise their demonic tendencies in adorable clothing from Little Hip Squeaks, Ladida Boutique and Freshly Picked. I am also throwing in a copy of the NY Times best-selling book “I Heart My Little A-Holes
That’s if anyone dares to marry the devil, of course.
Before we get started, here are the basic rules:
1) Who moves on to the next round will be determined by reader vote. The poll is set up so you can only vote once per pair. Each day this week, the pool will narrow until we are down to the final two on Friday. Winner will be announced on Monday, October 27th.
2) Each day of the contest, there will be a giveaway. All giveaways are open to everybody, even if you do not have a child competing in the contest, as long as you are a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan. Today, I am giving away a copy of “I Heart My Little A-Holes” by Karen Alpert. See details at the bottom of the post.
Alright. VOTING STARTS NOW!
Voting ends tonight at 9pm EST. Winners will be pitted against each other tomorrow.
May the evilest baby win!
GIVEAWAY
Today’s giveaway is a copy of “I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting
It is one of the funniest books you will ever read about parenting and includes chapters like “What Not to F’ing Buy My Kids this Holiday” and “If Caillou Was a Real Person I’d Gladly Go to Jail for Killing Him”.
Not if I kill him first, Baby Sideburns. NOT IF I KILL HIM FIRST.
You can read my full review here.
GIVEAWAY RULES
1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan or a subscriber to enter. Then predict the FINAL FOUR evil babies in the comment section below. One winner will be chosen randomly from the people who guessed correctly.
2) Spread the word about the Evil Baby Glare-Off in some way— “like” this post, share it on facebook, tweet it, pin it, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME, thank you.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 27th, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
Rosalie, Liam, Charlotte, Peyton
Piper, Liam, Charlotte Sophia
Piper, Liam, Liam and Charlotte
Lincoln, Liam, Sophia, & Piper
Piper, baby Liam, Audrey, and Bella
audrey, penelope, maddox, and bella
Henry, Faye, Liam, Audrey
Peyton avah Charlotte liam
Elijah, Liam, Anthony and Maddox
Avah, morgan, Penelope, teegan
Piper, kinley, sommer, liam
Liam, kinley, Bella, Piper
Faye, kinley ,Charlotte, liam
Audrey, Charlotte, Laim, Maddox
Charlotte, Liam, Faye, Peyton
Sommer, Justin, Sophia and Faye
Liam, Charlotte, Sophia, Justin
Charlotte, Liam, Faye, Penelope
Morgan Liam Kinney maddox
Sommer, Elijah, Penelope, Piper
Avah, Sophia, Liam, Penelope
Sommer, Baby Liam,Sophia, Maddox
MADDOX, BELLA, SOMMER, PAIGE
Paige, Sophia, Faye, Maddox
Baby Liam, Payton, Kinley, Sophia
Peyton from Peyton vs Penelope
Andrew from Maddox vs Andrew
Charlotte from Charlotte vs Anthony
Liam from Elleigh vs Liam
Kinley, Charlotte, Liam, Audrey
Liam, Sommer, Audrey, Piper
Justin, Charolette, Liam and Faye.
Paige, Charlotte , Faye and Sophia
Elijah, Liam, Andrew, Sophia
Liam, Elijah, Sophia & Payton!
Liam, Kinley, Charlotte, Faye
I see Liam, Charolette, Andrew, and Penelope going to the final four!
Liam, Justin, Charlotte and Andrew
Liam, Piper, Charlotte, Penelope
Peyton, Maddox, Bella and Charlotte
Liam, Sophia, Charlotte and Andrew!!
I think the final four are going to be Sommer, Morgan, Justin, and Bella.
Justin, Liam, Adina & Kinley
Liam, Sophia, Charlotee and Penelope
sommer..liam..justin…liam
Baby Liam, Audrey, Peyton, and Penelope.
Peyton
Lisi
Bella
Liam (from Elleigh vs. Liam)
Elijah, Liam, Faye & Paige are my final four picks with Kinley as my alternate
My pick was the youngest Liam.
ugh, this is like basketball brakets. I was terrible at that one!
Here goes: Avah, Peyton, Liam and Charlotte (though Sophia is pretty spooky and I’d pick her if the brakcet was different)
Charlotte (#2), Liam (#1), Peyton & Lincoln
Peyton, Charlotte, Faye, Liam
Piper, Paige, Justin, Faye
I don’t know the top four, but I say Liam takes it all!
Sommer, Liam, Justin, Sophia
Liam, Justin, Sophia, Kinley
Andrew, Charlotte, Liam, Elijah
Charlotte, Liam #1, Peyton and Piper
Piper, Liam, Peyton, Sophia.
Sommer, Morgan, Liam, Justin
Maddox, baby Liam, Elijah, Charlotte
Elijah, Charlotte, Adina, Avah
Liam (the one in the 5 glare -off), Payton, Avah, and Lincoln
Liam, Andrew, Sophia, Faye
I think the final four will be Lincoln, baby Liam, Sophia, and Piper
Summer. Liam, Liam, Kinley
Final 4 prediction: (Newborn-ish) Liam, Audrey, Charlotte (baby with pink bow), and Andrew
oops- I can’t figure out how to enlarge the bracket photo to see if my predictions even make sense. (like perhaps I picked 2 that will go up against eachother in the very next round, and only one will advance?).
or am I overthinking this? sorry, I can’t read the names on the bracket. My eyes are old.
nevermind, I think my 4 are from different ‘regions’
Liam, Maddox, Peyton, Piper
Adina, Maddox, Penelope & Faye 🙂
I predict the final 4 as:
1. Kinley
2. Avah
3. Lincoln
4. Sophia
May the most evil look win 🙂
Sophia, Liam, Elijah, Charlotte
Bracket 1 – Bella
Bracket 2 – Liam
Bracket 3 – Audrey
Braket 4 – Piper
Liam, Paige, Bella, Kinley
Kinley, Sophia, Faye & Peyton. Those are some creepy-ass kids.
Liam, Faye, Peyton, Sophia
Maddox, Liam, Sophia and Charlotte.
Andrew, Justin, Kinley, Morgan
Sommer, Liam, Kinley, Justin
Really have 5 top favorites, having a hard time narrowing it down. Avah, Charlotte, Kinley, Liam, and Morgan.
Liam (infant), Charlotte, Andrew and Peyton
Elijah, Liam(baby), Faye & Paige
Liam Charlotte Kinley Maddox
Sommer, Sofia, Justin, & Faye.
Lian (baby) Justin Faye Piper
Whoops-didn’t look at the bracket right. Here are the right predictions! Bella, Liam (baby), Sophia, Piper
Elijah, Liam, Andrew, Peyton
Liam, Charlotte, Faye, Penelope
SOMMER, ELIJAH, FAYE AND ANDREW.
Final four – Liam #1, Charlotte, Sofia, Justin, and Faye.
Liam, Teegan, Faye, and Piper in order of pics since a few of these kids have the same name.
Liam (baby), Piper, Sophia, Maddox
Sophia (aka baby Christina Ricci), Charlotte, Avah, Peyton
Liam, Charlotte , piper, Sofia
Liam, Teegan, Faye, and Penelope.
I think the consensus is….babies have the stupidest names these days
Sommer, Liam Andrew, Kinley
Peyton. both Liams, and Kinley
Payton, Andrew, Charlotte, and Elijah
Peyton, Charlotte, Liam, and Justin
Liam from Elleigh vs. Liam
wow. I just misspelled my own name. fail.
Liam, Piper, Morgan, Faye
Piper, Charlotte, Liam, Elijah
Bella, Peyton, baby Liam, and Sophia.. 🙂
Sommer, Charlotte, Justin or Sophia! Too funny
Sommer, Charlotte, Justin or Sophia
Piper, Charlotte, Liam, Sophia