On today’s episode of The Mommy Show, Sherri Shepherd is surprised to learn the green room is actually my daughter’s room. Then she gives me interview tips and I return the favor by making her open one of those indestructible toy packages with a knife and a screwdriver.

I’m so hospitable.

Also, if you think your child having a tantrum in the supermarket is bad, imagine your child throwing a tantrum in the White House…