While my mom has been taking the holidays off (or so she says— just because she’s not opening her laptop, doesn’t mean she’s put down her phone), I’ve been busy posting to my Instagram account, just like a regular work week.
That’s right, a work week. You think I’m posting on Instagram for free??? My mom is paying me in goldfish crackers and plastic Frozen figurines. I’ve negotiated quite a deal.
The holidays were lots of fun. We celebrated Hanukkah at home in NYC and Christmas at Poppy and Nonna’s house in Rhode Island. I’m sure my mom will bore you with all the details eventually, but here’s all the important stuff that happened from my perspective.
Really, the only perspective that matters.
Follow @insta2yearold on Instagram for more about my daily exploits. To see my face (it’s pretty cute, if I do say so myself), follow my mom— @mommyshorts on Instagram.
Insta2yearold’s hashtags are the best!
Love the hashtags and the comparison to a birthday with the candles haha
Harlow’s letter to Santa is priceless!
My kids have a Christmas routine.
Wake up at 6:00 AM. Open Santa’s gifts. Nap. Breakfast. Nap. Extended family comes over. Presents. Nap. Christmas Dinner and Dessert. Joseph plays monster trucks with his three older cousins. (My nephews) Extended family leaves. Kids cry because Christmas is over. Nap.
I will recommend a Full Mobile Hack which upon completion will give you access to the following:
Live Call Recording
Record phone conversation as hidden sound file. Choose phone numbers to be recorded automatically from the spyware
Spy on IM
Spy on Facebook, whatsapp, BBM, Hangouts, Yahoo Messenger, Snapchat e.t.c (as long as the target phone is logged into these accounts)
Ambient Listening
Hear what’s happening around the device. Make a hidden call to the target phone to listening the phones’ surroundings, like a bugging device (conversations in the room, etc). Competitors does not have this feature!
Track SMS Messages
Read the contents of all incoming and outgoing SMS messages. The spyware hack captures SMS as soon as it is received to make possible read SMS even if user deleted them.
Multimedia Files
Check camera images, audio files, video files, wallpapers etc. remotely on your spyware account.
Location Tracking
GPS positioning to show the coordinates of the device.
Track E-mails
The spyware hack captures all e-mails and sends to your account, even if user delete them you will have a copy on your account. If the e-mail address is in the phones address book, the contact name will also be available.
Web History
Track browsing activity and bookmarked web sites in the phone’s web browser.
Call Notification
Get notified when a number you specify calls or is called.
Sim Notification
Get notification when user change sim card.
All I will be needing is the target’s phone number and I will get this completed within 24 hours. please bear in mind charges apply
Binary H.