Last week, I launched a headline contest with Serta to win a brand new queen-sized iComfort mattress with their adjustable foundation. I got quite a few responses because— what parent doesn’t want to make the most of their few precious hours of sleep?
To win, you must write the best headline for Serta’s new “ad campaign” which is about how the iComfort Sleep System is sooooo comfortable, you’ll be comfortable with just about anything.
Particularly anything that lets you stay in bed for a few more minutes. Or a few more hours, depending on how neglectful of your children you’d like to be.
Here are my 24 favorite headlines so far:
The contest is not over yet! I’ll be posting my 10 favorite headlines next week and putting them to a vote, so you have until October 22nd.
To enter, leave a headline in the comments below following the same structure:
“_________________? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You must like both Mommy Shorts and Serta Mattress on Facebook to win.
The grand prize winner will get an iComfort Savant EverFeel Queen mattress set (with the winner’s choice of plush or cushion firm) plus a Serta Motion Perfect II adjustable foundation. The approximate retail value for both is $3500.
Three second place winners will receive two iComfort pillows plus a Queen or King size Serta Luxury Fleece blanket.
You can read the full rules here.
The Serta iComfort mattress features Serta’s latest dual-action gel memory foam technology, which gives much more support and cooling comfort than memory foam mattresses of the past. Serta offers eight new models with this technology, ranging from extra-firm to luxuriously plush, so every type of sleeper can find their perfect match.
The Serta adjustable foundation was built because people do much more in their bed these days beyond sleeping. They check email, watch TV and work on their laptops. In addition to lumbar support, 90-degree head tilt support and massage options, the Serta adjustable foundation has a wireless motion-sensitive backlit remote, Bluetooth Connectivity, a wireless speaker system, USB power ports and convenient lighting.
In other words, if you didn’t have children, you REALLY would never have to get out of bed.
To select your perfect mattress, you can check out the mattress selector on the Serta website or download Serta’s mobile shopping app which allows people to browse mattress types, take a quiz to determine which mattress is right for them, and easily locate a nearby retailer.
Now, leave your headlines below and watch for the 10 finalists next week!
“You want to give the dog a bath with my favorite, super expensive shampoo? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.” Either that or “You want to give your brother an extreme makeover? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.” Lol!
I just heard “mom will never find it in here” through the baby monitor? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to watch those annoying videos of people opening kinder eggs and playing with play doh on Daddy’s ipad? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use my phone to send a mass email to my entire office? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to drink syrup out of the bottle? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster? sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play hair salon with real scissors? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to gather up all the dog poop from the backyard and use it as paint on the furniture? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take the glue, glitter, permanent marker and scissors in the closet and make an art project using my clothes? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play my mom the voicemail from Daddy saying how he really feels about her? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You wanna call Grandma and tell her I’m still in bed? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to share your tiny Legos with your baby sister? I’m comfortable with that!
You’re skateboarding on our new tile? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bake your own cookies from scratch while mommy takes a nap? Sure. I’m comfortable with that!
“You want to drink muddy water out of the parking lot puddle? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to take the baby down the slide? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“Can we get a spaceship to go to the moon? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to rework the family budget because you have deemed mommy and daddy’s spending habits irresponsible and question if there will be any money leftover for a potential college career?
Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You found a black cat with a white stripe and you leg it in the house. Sure I’m comfortable with that
“You want to poop outside like a dog? Sure, i’m comfortable with that”
You want to use the toilet bowl as a water table? Sure, I’m comfortable with that .
“You gave your brothers cookies for breakfast? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to take my web meeting and run with it? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bring home ANOTHER puppy after already surprising me with three of them? Sure! I’m comfortable with that. ????
“You want to watch a marathon of the Walking Dead? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to remodel the living room with stickers and fingerpaint? Sure! I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take your diaper off and poop on your blankets inside your crib? Sure, I’m comfortable with that .
You want to reenact all the traps Kevin set in Home Alone? Sure! I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play in the cat’s litter box? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use the toilet brush as a hair brush? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You’d like to finger paint with your poopy diaper during your nap? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You peed all over the floor and used the last two rolls of toilet paper to clean it up knowing your grandparents are coming and all the stores are closed for the holiday? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to binge watch paw patrol while painting your nails on the white couch. Sure, im comfortable with That
“You want to sleep in Mom and Dad’s bed until college? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to see if a sheet can be used as a parachute off the roof of the barn? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.”
YOU WANT ME TO ORDER YOU YOUR OWN SERTA? SURE, I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
You want to “fix” things around the house with your new hammer? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You invited your whole class to your birthday party?Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want the dog to help you make breakfast for us? “Sure, I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to jump off of the kitchen countertop and see if you can make it all the way to the couch? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to crawl in our bed in the middle of night, leaving me one square foot of space to sleep on? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to build a snowman by the fireplace? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to “help” with your newborn baby sister? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use our wine bottles as bowling pins? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to get a tattoo and pierce your tongue? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take off your messy diaper and streak through the house? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to cut your own bangs? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to scoop the cat litter into the bath tub? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You’ve used my phone to call Grandma and tell her it’s ok to come and live with us…forever. Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to go out in the patio and play with the dog poop because it is like brown play-doh? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
“You want to play hairdresser and cut off all of mommys long beautiful hair? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
“You want to play on mommys work computer and reply all to mommys work emails? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
“You want to change your baby brothers poopy diaper on the bed? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
“You want to throw and flush the emergency cash down the toilet? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to shave the cat and color her with sharpies? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to practice potty training on your toy kitchen sink? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to eat sour gummies for breakfast and change your own poopie diaper? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You’re building an ice castle out of wine glasses? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play beauty shop with your sister and you have my fabric scissors? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to color in mom’s Fifty Shades book? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
Did YOU JUST DRAGGED YOUR BABY BROTHER INTO THE BATHROOM AND TRIED TO FLUSH HIM DOWN THE TOILET? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
You poured dishwashing liquid in your sisters mouth while I was sleeping. Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to throw your baby sister out of the window. Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to wear your daddy’s boxer shorts to school? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to have cat food for dinner? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to redecorate your room with the contents of your dirty diaper? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to water the plants with Mommy’s essential oils? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to turn the living room floor into a slip-n-slide using lots of dish soap and water? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
PS-Pipi Longstocking is the devil who taught my kids how to do this, I have pictures and a spotless floor at least.
FYI- The dog will poop rainbows, a sharpie mustache takes about 3 days to wear off and roller skating on a treadmill results in a chipped tooth or teeth depending on how hard they face plant.
You want to paint yours and your sisters face with mommy’s new and expensive limited edition Sephora make-up collection? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You painted the couch with the left over red paint? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use mommy’s spray paint to “practice” your graffiti skills on the side of the house? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
For the record they did this on our shed, not the house thankfully.
“You want to flood the bathroom and give the puppies a bath in the toilett?” Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make me a super special breakfast in bed WITHOUT daddy’s help? SURE, I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
“YOU WANT TO EAT TACOS WHILE SITTING ON MY NEW WHITE COUCH? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to delete mommy’s final class project, worth 25% of her grade, the day before it is due. Sure I am comfortable with that.
Yes this happened………….luckily I had a copy that was about 75% done on a back up flash drive and a really awesome teacher that gave me an extra day.
You want to eat the last ice cream sandwich that I was dreaming of eating all day and you want to eat it on my brand new duvet cover. Sure I’m comfortable with that.
you want to use Mommy’s face as a tissue… Sure, I’m comfortable with that
(And yes, this happens!)
You want to play Stick The Poopy Diaper On The Wall and see how long it ştays up there? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to watch every Disney VHS we own in one day? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
(I still own all my VHS tapes 🙂
You want to get a couple ice cubes out of the freezer door for your sippy cup and not pick up the ones that fall on the floor for me to bust my ass on later? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to eat crackers in bed, because it’s funny when mommy has cracker stuck to her face in the morning? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want me to hold the baby with a diaper blow out? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to drink out of the toilet like the cat does? Sure, I’m comfortable with that”
You’re gonna pull every wipe out of the container and throw them about the living room? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You erased the finale of Orange Is The New Black?
I’m comfortable with that.
(Oh, wait…)
You want to go trick-or-treating at 6am 2 weeks before Halloween? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You vomited on dad’s side of the bed?/sure I’m comfortable with that
You want to eat all of your Halloween candy? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to cut the cats wishers off and say
He fell down and broke them off? Sure I am comfertab with that!
Can we have brown sugar and butter for breakfast? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to proudly announce to a deck full of people that mommy has a v****a after learning the anatomically correct name for body parts? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to throw puffs at your baby sister like she’s a trained seal? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to raid our candy stash and eat 3 suckers, even after they fall on the floor and are covered in dog hair, while I nap? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to watch Netflix while playing video games on my phone, eating chocolate sugar bombs cereal, and dumping all the Legos on the floor so Mommy can sleep in on a Saturday morning? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You put make-up on the dog? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to use mommys pads to make a dress? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play make up with mommys naked palette? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You need to borrow mommy’s razor to shave off your eyebrows? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“The baby is coloring her crib and walls with poop, sure I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to give yourself a haircut? Sure! I’m comfortable with that.
You want to skip school, eat that whole bag of candy I bought for Halloween and watch cartoons all day? Sure.. I’m comfortable with that!