Remember when we played ad agency and wrote headlines for Healthy Mama and Method’s Air Refreshers? Well, now we get to play again for Serta’s iComfort mattress campaign.
The best part?
If you write my favorite headline, you could win a brand new Serta iComfort mattress PLUS the coveted Serta Adjustable Foundation. That’s over a $3500 prize!
Here’s the brief:
The iComfort Sleep System, which features the world’s first memory foam infused with the support and cooling touch of Serta’s MicroSupport® gel, is SO COMFORTABLE, you won’t want to leave your bed.
You know how your kids tell you they are doing something in the other room and you’re like “Sure, fine, whatever, if it lets me get ten more minutes of sleep, I’m totally okay with that.”
Well, I created four headlines to show just how far I might let my kids go, if I was ridiculously comfortable lying on my Serta iComfort mattress:
Now it’s your turn! To enter, leave a headline in the comments below following the same structure:
“_________________? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You must like both Mommy Shorts and Serta Mattress on Facebook to win.
I’ll pick my favorite headlines and post them next week. Then I’ll narrow them down to the finalists and we’ll all vote on the winner which will be announced on October 23rd.
The grand prize winner will get an iComfort Savant EverFeel Queen mattress set (with the winner’s choice of plush or cushion firm) plus a Serta Motion Perfect II adjustable foundation. The approximate retail value for both is $3500.
Three second place winners will receive two iComfort pillows plus a Queen or King size Serta Luxury Fleece blanket.
You can read the full rules here.
The Serta iComfort mattress features Serta’s latest dual-action gel memory foam technology, which gives much more support and cooling comfort than memory foam mattresses of the past. Serta offers eight new models with this technology, ranging from extra-firm to luxuriously plush, so every type of sleeper can find their perfect match.
The Serta adjustable foundation was built because people do much more in their bed these days beyond sleeping. They check email, watch TV and work on their laptops. In addition to lumbar support, 90-degree head tilt support and massage options, the Serta adjustable foundation has a wireless motion-sensitive backlit remote, Bluetooth Connectivity, a wireless speaker system, USB power ports and convenient lighting.
In other words, if you didn’t have children, you REALLY would never have to get out of bed.
To select your perfect mattress, you can check out the mattress selector on the Serta website or download Serta’s mobile shopping app which allows people to browse mattress types, take a quiz to determine which mattress is right for them, and easily locate a nearby retailer.
Now, leave your headlines below and…
GOOD LUCK!
You want to condition mommy’s hair with the Nutella and then lick it off? Sure, I’m comfortable with that!
You want to go “surfing” on the stairs? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to TP the kitchen, bathroom, and living room? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see if the dogs would look better painted blue? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see if the ceiling fan can make your little brother fly? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to answer the door and let the random stranger in? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to climb in in the middle of the night? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play sick and stay in bed all day watching movies? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to brush your sister’s hair with my razor? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play with magnets on the flat screen tv? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to invite all the neighborhood cats and a random squirrel inside for a tea party? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to binge watch 29 episodes of Barney? Sure, I’m comfortable with that!
You want to use the fireplace mantle to practice your balance beam skills? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take my phone to call Grammy and tell her Mommy likes to drink a lot of beer and is still sleeping? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want my Amazon password so you can order everything on your wishlist? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
(My girls are older, so they are always trying to get passwords from me.)
You want to pour all the sugar and flour in the house onto the carpet and play in your DIY sandbox? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
(Real life with my 4-year-old.)
You want to make parachutes and throw eggs off the second story banister? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use my phone to post those ‘daddie’s eyes only photos’ on my facebook? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to go outside and tell the neighbors that mommy and daddy are having “special time in bed” and won’t feed you breakfast? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to sell your brother to the circus so you can buy an outfit for your American Girl doll? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to try dying your sisters hair blue with a kool aid mix? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to baptize the cat? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to go to Target without me? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.”
You won’t to trim the cats whiskers. Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
YOU PLAYED RESCUE THE SCUBA DIVER IN THE TOILET AND HE’S STUCK AGAIN? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT
You want to sell your little sister on Craigslist? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
Chocolate bars and juice boxes for breakfast? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to cover your brother in peanut butter? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
“YOU’RE CLEANING THE POTTY WITH DADDY’S TOOTHBRUSH? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to open my first edition American Girl dolls? Sure, I’m okay with that.
*comfortable
You guys want to check out an old van parked across the street with “Free Candy” written on the side? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to lick the cleaning solution I just put on the toilet seat off with your tongue? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT
You wanted to show Grandma you know your numbers so you posted mommy’s credit card # on her public Facebook status? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play with PlayDoh on my new white shag carpet? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take photos of our messy house and send them to my coworkers? And the ones of me sleeping? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to wake up at 5:30AM while Mommy is in the middle of an amazing dream? Sure, I’m comfortable with that. But, you better snuggle up next to me in our new comfy mattress!
You’re making your own grease popping bacon cause you’re hungry? Yeah, I’m comfortable with that.
You’re watching mind numbing TV shows that I usually ban cause my beds so comfy? Yeah, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to give the cat a bath in the dishwasher? Sure I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to bring the chickens inside and turn the Pack N’ Play into a chicken coop and milk the goat in the kitchen? Sure, I’m okay with that.
You want to bring the chickens inside and turn the Pack N’ Play into a chicken coop and milk the goat in the kitchen? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You sold your little sister on eBay for a dollar and are packing her up to ship, sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to turn the stairs into a water slide? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to feed your 2 month old brother a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast? sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to have a party with all your friends and their friends and the rest of the school? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You figured out how to turn the parental control off on the tv? I’m comfortable with that.
You want your mother to move in with us forever, and you want me to clean underneath her toenails and file them every night? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to shave the dog with mommy’a razor, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to throw rocks at the landscaper who is mowing the lawn at 6am? Sure. I’m comfortable with that!!”
“You want to get away with murder? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
“You want to eat all your Halloween candy for breakfast? Sure. I’m comfortable with that!”
“You want to see how many colored sprinkles the goldfish has to eat before it turns into a rainbow fish? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.”
You want the cold left over pizza for breakfast? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to feed the feral neighborhood cat a bowl of food piece by piece? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to go on the swingset wearing only cowboy boots? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bring the sandbox inside? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to give the cat a perm? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to turn the bathtub into a sea monkey colony? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take the parakeet for a walk? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want my credit card so you can order a drum set? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to find out what’s under the wallpaper in the kitchen? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to reenact the Mayflower landing using grandpa’s rowboat and the swimming pool? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You’re calling granny to make you pancakes and adopt you? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to cuddle in bed with me all day? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bring one of the chickens into the house? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to fill up the wading pool and swim in the kitchen? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You and your friends painted your baby brother from head to toe with all fingernail polish? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
(true story)
“We are out of Coffee? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.”
You want to jump on the bed while I’m taking a nap?
Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
format c:? I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make my fantasy football selections? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make my fantasy football selections? Sure. I’m comfortable with that
You want to dump ALL my shoes in the bathtub and pour chocolate syrup on them? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to make doll clothes out of my wedding dress? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to scream in the middle of this restaurant and throw honey mustard dipped french fries at everyone? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to put the cat in the washer to get all of the cookie crumbs out of his hair? Ok Im comfortable with that.
Nap time? Ok I’m comfortable with that.
You want you mother to move in tomorrow, I’m comfortable with that
You want to give the dog a manicure and paint her nails with red nail polish and glitter? Sure, I’m comfortable with that!
You want to decorate daddy’s new flat screen tv with your Paw Patrol stickers. Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
The five year old is going to her own breakfast? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
The 18 month old is “re-organizing” the playroom? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to teach your 4 year old brother how to drive my Lexus. Sure, I’m cofortable with that.
You want to use my razor to shave off both eyebrows, sure I’m comfortable with that.
(this comment is loosely based on an actual event)
You want a French Vanilla Latte right before bed? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want me to scrub the toilet bowl with my fingernails to make sure I get it really clean? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
Kids making a sandwich or a bowl of cereal ? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
just have to clean up after getting out the bed
You want to apply for emancipation after learning about it on a rerun of E True Hollywood Story? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play in the cat’s “sandbox”? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to empty the freezer and make it your own castle from Frozen? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You wanna kick out daddy and snuggle back in bed with mommy? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to get naked and poop with the dog in the neighbor’s front yard? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to draw on the iPad, with real markers? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You found my hidden candy stash and want to eat it all for breakfast at 5am? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to shave the cat? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play your drums in the middle of the night? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make rainbows on the wall with my nail polish? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to dry off your puppy by putting him in the washing machine? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to drink lemonade from the potty? Sure. I’m comfortable with that!
You want to see how many noodles you can shove up your nose? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to be naked and pee all over the house? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You are drinking the dog water? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You are using my tampons as teethers? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bathe in dirty toilet water? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want me to be a human pinata for your Halloween party? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
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