Remember when you had your first baby and you couldn’t stop thinking about what kind of person she’d become? Will she have a good sense of humor? A special talent? Share my love for pizza? So much uncertainty!

Along with all those lovely baby daydreams came some legit worries. What if she stops breathing? What if she won’t breastfeed? What if watching CSI reruns while nursing at 2am will turn my baby into a violent monster someday?

The funny people at Buzzfeed have a new video that explores exactly these anxieties with a look into a possible future. My favorite part might be when they wonder if their baby will always be afraid of her own farts.

What weird things did you worry about when you were a new parent?