Since Ilana is really busy with her book lately, this is Mike. I’m going to take over the blog until she releases her book in late September. If you like Ilana’s self-effacing humor, well, that sucks, because my humor is very different. It’s more like an “I do everything the right way and if you don’t do it my way, you’re an idiot” kind of humor. Hilarious, right?
I also don’t take great pictures and I can’t style Mazzy’s hair to save my life. But these are not the things that make a good parent. Don’t tell Ilana I said that though.
For my first blog post, I would like to talk about a trip to DC that I took with Mazzy over the past couple of days.
You might think the trip was for the purpose of teaching Mazzy about U.S. history and government with visits to places like the Lincoln Memorial, the Washington Monument, and the Treasury Building, but that’s not really why I took her. I mean, we saw all those places but I didn’t really find it necessary to take pictures of them.
You see, I don’t have a blog (until now) so I make my entertainment by texting photos of my daughter to my friends in front of all the places we used to go while we were in college. Did I mention I went to college in DC?
For instance, here’s a photo of my daughter in front of my post college apartment that I texted to my old roommate:
And here’s a photo of Mazzy in front of the Improv where my best friend used to work in college. I texted that to him as well.
Also, I have a college friend who still lives in DC. Even though he happened to be away on vacation while we were visiting, that didn’t stop me from taking Mazzy to his office so I could text him a picture of her sitting at his desk.
Do you see how this is really fun?
For my wife, I texted her a photo of Mazzy after she spent a good hour walking me through how to make a half ponytail over the phone. I think I did a pretty good job!
Sure, it fell out halfway through the day so that the one photo I took of Mazzy at the Space Museum came out with her hair hanging in her face, but does that really matter in the scheme of things?
And yes, I only took one photo at the Space Museum. We saw a space shuttle and an astronaut uniform and tons of cool stuff but it just didn’t occur to me to take any pictures. As I said, the blog will be a lot different now that I am the one in charge of posting content.
You can count on photos of Mazzy at dinner that look like this:
We went to the zoo too but I didn’t really think Mazzy needed to be in the photos. I took one photo of a gorilla instead.
Do you really need any other photos from the zoo? I don’t think so.
Here’s Mazzy at a coffee shop because I needed a cup of coffee. The White House might be outside that window.
Or it might not. I really have no idea.
Here’a a shot of the Washington Monument. I tucked Mazzy’s shirt into her leggings because that seemed like the proper thing to do.
You might be wondering why Mazzy is wearing a helmet. This is because we both took our scooters so we could cover more ground around the city. It was AWESOME. But I don’t have any photos of us on the scooters. I do have one 14 minute video of us on our scooters that I shot on my Go-pro but beyond uploading it to my computer, I don’t really see myself doing anything with it. Who has time for that?
Here’s a photo of Mazzy in front of the Cherry Blossoms. If you look really hard, you can see the Washington Monument back there.
Mazzy and I had an amazing time. I don’t need the photos to prove we had an amazing time. Unless they are photos that my college buddies would find amusing. Those I will take all day long.
I hope you like this new blog philosophy and I look forward to writing the blog along with posting photos of locations that remind me of my youth for the next seven months when Ilana’s book comes out in September!
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This post was actually written by me (Ilana) after asking Mike to show me the photos from his trip. The book is taking up a lot of my time but don’t worry, I’ll still be here blogging (almost) daily. Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone!
…and now we appreciate you even more Ilana!
Oh my! It seriously took me until the last couple of paragraphs to process what day it was and start doubting the validity of the post, LOL.
At the beginning of the post, I was surprise to read that Mike would do this. But half way through, I remembered that it’s April’s fool and that Mike would never have the patient to write this. Lol, good post. Can’t wait to read your book. ????
Oh dear poor Mike! Poor guy really is hairdo challenged!!!!
Love this blog post! Best April fools this year!
Love it! Seriously though get him to write!
We do a lot of april fool’s jokes here so I was not worried about Mike taking over the blog. However, I am unsure about 1 thing–do we really need to wait until September to get your book!?? Please tell me that was an April Fool’s joke as well…
Wow, Is Mazzy sitting at our former Shadow Rep’s office chair. If so then she had a very DC vacation.
I loved every minute of this post, April Fool’s joke or not. It gave me a giggle and that’s what matters. 🙂
“I tucked Mazzy’s shirt into her leggings because that seemed like the proper thing to do.” ????????????
Hahaha you got me! ????
You had me with the Facebook post I really thought we would see 7 months of Mike’s perspective. But this is hilarious and everything my husband would also say & his photo taking ability/quantity.
PS I extra love the cherry blossom picture Bc Mazzy is lined right up with the trunk!! ????
This is almost as great as when Harlow took over the blog!
I was in DC for a couple of days, also. Kudos to Mike for going to the space museum, because that line made us beeline to a different museum. But it’s a good thing I didn’t see them cause I would’ve been weird around them like they were celebrities. Though my 7yo soon would probably like it because he thinks Mazzy is beautiful.
I totally bought it!
Love it! I believed it and made me want the book even more! LOL
Paula with Beauty Through Imperfection told me about your blog and I’m hooked! 🙂
I LOVE NY and go once a year with my aunt and now have my fave NYC blogger.
Ok, you had me there.. I was thinking wow Mike is just as good as a writer as you are!!! Happy April Fools Day
Facebook and a serious prank detection radar meant I couldnt wait to read this post. While the idea of Mike guest posting is pretty awesome I think I prefer the Ilana version of mommyshorts.
Hope Mike and Mazzy had fun on their trip to Washington DC.
You’ve written the only April fools post on the Internet that made me crack up, for what it’s worth. Please don’t ever end this blog!
Wow this was a good laugh!
I. LOVED. IT!!!!!
This is too funny! I was gonna suggest that Daddy shorts had a snapchat or did a post so we could see Mazzy on her DC vacation – and here it is! Ha ha such a man!
Where is Mazzy’s adorable heart and rainbow shirt from?! Love it! And, so would my daughter.
This was awesome! I could have believed one post from Mike, but no way 7 months! Looks like they had a fantastic trip. And that is absolutely the type of pictures my husband would take too! He constantly makes fun of me for being picture obsessed. Can’t wait till September!
I wish Mike would write a blog post that would be hilarious. Or someone should interview him!
This is brilliant! I read the whole way through and totally bought it! Hahaha well done Ilana!!!! Thank you for this!
You got me! I panicked a little inside at the thought of your Snapchat stories ending abruptly also. Congratulations on your book. Quick question: I was wondering why it is that most of your photos are blurry when I view your blog on my Iphone?
ahahahahahahahhahahhaha..I just really thought it was Mike..
fool me..
Ha ha ha ha ha ha – awesome 🙂 Great post and April Fool’s joke!
OMG! I was like….no way he is gonna be able to do this until September! The shirt tucked into the leggings!! Oh men!
I lost it at the shirt tucked into the leggings. Bhahahhahhaha
So funny. My husbands pics would be a lot of selfies so he could “see how he looks to everyone else” and maybe one or two pics of the kids that held zero aesthetic value. I appreciate this
You’re lucky he took photos at all! My husband brought my son to the Air and Space Museum on the Mall for the first time and took zero photos. We live outside of DC, so there will be plenty of opportunities in the future, but still. Glad they had a good time though – DC is actually a great place to bring kids!