It’s time for August’s swag bag! I realize it’s actually September, so maybe I should start using the month we are starting for the swag bag instead of the month we are ending. That makes more sense, right?

Okay. It’s time for September’s swag bag! Which contains all the swag I built up since the beginning of August. Confusing, I know.

Let’s see what’s inside!

Pampers is my new sponsor for the Mommy Shorts Show which will debut it’s first new episode next week! You can binge watch all the old episodes on my YouTube channel. In honor of the return of the show, I’m including this Pampers gift which has two towels, an umbrella, taxi-shaped cookies and a couple coupons for free diapers all in the shape of a cake!

How cute are those bath slippers?! This bath time gift set was given to me by Johnson’s Baby and since my kids have graduated the baby stage (WAH!), I thought I would pass it on to one of you guys.

Thanks to a superhero campaign with Target, I still have more Captain America gear than any one family can handle. This stuff may look wrinkled but I assure you, it’s all unworn with the tags on. Don’t you want to dress the whole family in matching Captain America t-shirts?

After I googled the HydraCoach Intelligent Water Bottle to find out what it does (it tracks your fluid consumption throughout the day to make sure you’re drinking enough water) I briefly considered keeping it for myself.

These hair ties use a sliding system that holds up hair without leaving a crease. They each have fun different charms on the bottom like cowboy boots and hearts. I’ve included 7 Pulleez packs plus a 2-pack of Sporteez which have footballs on the bottom for girls who love sports.

This fancy promotional gift box was sent to me from CVS Health to show off their newly branded line of products such as Whitening Strips, Nasal Spray, and Ibuprofen.

Remember when my family went to Fair Oaks Farm in Indiana to learn about how they make Fairlife milk? We took home a whole bunch of swag including these overstuffed farm animals.

Just in time for back-to-school, I’m including a monkey backpack, the matching lunch box and The Picnic Pals book from Apple Park Kids. Their backpacks aren’t only adorable, they are made 100% from recycled water bottles and tell you exactly how many bottles you saved from going into a landfill on each pack. How’s that for a good lesson right before school?

I’m still in search of Super Kids for my photo contest with Olly Nutrition to win a $750 gift card. But in the meantime, I’m going to include the entire Kids Boost Collection of yummy gummies that are both delicious (trust me, I sneak them for myself) and filled with important nutrients.

If you haven’t heard, you can get this mug FREE with your pre-order of my book “The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting.” Yes, free! For everyone who has pre-ordered or will pre-order before September 27th. You can buy the book here and then find out how to redeem your free gift by clicking here.

As always, instructions to enter to win the whole bag of swag will be in this Sunday’s newsletter! If you are not already a subscriber (daily or weekly are both eligible), you can subscribe here.

Good luck!