A couple of weeks ago, my friends Karen and Daniela (that’s Daniela standing on the left) decided to invite a bunch of their mom friends over for a private reading of my book at Daniela’s apartment. “Are you sure this is what your friends want to do with their free time?” I asked her. “Absolutely!” they said without hesitation.
They invited about 35 guests, ordered a platter of hummus and falafel, had their friend from Lavenson Cakes bake a cake (in the shape of my book!) and put out some bubbly. We mingled, noshed, drank and then it was time for my reading. I wasn’t sure what to expect because in my experience, the audience is always better when they are already fans of mine. Most of these women were hearing my words for the first time and some of them are moms at Mazzy’s school so I would have to face them again— even if they didn’t think I was funny.
I was a little nervous, to be honest.
The women gathered around casually on the floor and the couch and I took a seat in a large chair facing everyone. It was all very “fireside chat.” Except the fire was a flat screen TV. I opened the book and started with “Rejected Titles for my Momoir” which is a short list I’ve found to be a good opening if I want to read a room. No laughs— go for the serious stuff and get out of there. Laughs— relax and have fun with it.
I read the first title.
Laughter erupted.
I read the next.
More laughter.
Aaaaahhhh. There is nothing better than having a receptive audience in an intimate setting. I knew this was going to be fun.
I read a few more passages than I typically read at my signings. I took a few requests from people who had read the book and answered questions. Then Daniela ushered me over to her dining room table where I sold and signed books just like I would do at a bookstore. We sold 32 books for me that night— it was awesome! And Daniela sent everyone home with homemade biscotti from Expressive Konfections (which is a dessert catering company run by another guest in attendance.)
At the end of the evening, I felt like I hadn’t just gained a few new fans. I had made some new friends as well.
One of the moms at the party actually decided that she would like to do a reading for her friends on the Upper East Side so that’s what I’ll be doing this coming Monday! And another mom expressed interest in doing a reading for her friends in Connecticut, so now I’m kind of hoping that even though the official book tour is over*, there will be other opportunities to do private readings in people’s homes. If you are interested, send an email to book@mommyshorts.com.
Another book party option is something that my friend Seri (aka Little Miss Party) cooked up. As you probably know, she sells “parties in a box” and last week, she put together a “Remarkably Average Book Party in a Box” as a perfect holiday gift for all your mom friends. Here’s the totally ABOVE AVERAGE set-up:
The concept is simple— you buy the box which comes with all the tableware, decor, etc. for a Pinterest-worthy gathering of 8 or 16. The box also includes a cake stand (seen being used as a bagel stand) a free signed copy of (you guessed it), “The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting!”
This is the part of the very staged party when Seri told me to “give her the gift of my book.”
Now here’s Seri pretending to be “surprised” by my very special totally unexpected gift (of which she already owns about ten copies):
Now. Here’s where it gets interesting. And this was Seri’s idea, not mine, so I hope it doesn’t come off as too shameless…
You could buy additional copies of the book so that when all your friends come over for the party, they each leave with their very own copy!
Holiday shopping for all your mom friends complete in one fell swoop!
Or, you could treat it more like a book club night, have everyone buy their own book themselves and read it before attending so you can discuss it over cocktails. I mean, isn’t cocktails really what book clubs are all about anyway???
Either way, I think mom friends, cocktails and tales of “remarkably average parenting” make the perfect break from the all the holiday hoopla.
And yes, I have just linked to my book in this post FOUR TIMES.
Want to win a “Remarkably Average Book Party in a Box” which includes a signed copy of my book? (That’s five.) Just tell me where you are from and who you would invite to your party in the comment section below!
*It is possible that the tour will continue with more cities in the new year! Fingers crossed.
WINNER UPDATE: Congratulations to Payton B! Please contact allie@mommyshorts.com to claim your prize!
I’m from Arizona and would invite my mom, sisters, and mommy friends!
I’m from Chicago and I’d invite all the mom leaders from our girl scout troop! We could use a night of fun!
I’m from Syracuse! Girl scout mom friends sounds like a group that needs this!
I’m from Maryland, and I’d invite the young moms from my church. We definitely would all love a night out!
Vancouver, WA. I would invite all my mom friends who I don’t get to see because we are all moms and super busy!
I’m from South Carolina and I would invite my mom, mother in law, sisters in law, and best mommy friends! Maybe even mom’s from my boys school! Hilarious, encouraging, good fun for sure!!
I’m from Irvine, CA! I’d invite all the mommys at my sons’ day care AND the sitter!
Oh Ilana! I would fall apart if I got to meet you! No less have you come to my home! I live in Tujunga, CA (a suburb of Los Angeles, if you can call it that) and would have all my therapist friends, social worker friends, self-help friends, and “experienced” mom friends attend! I guess the men can come too. Fingers crossed for book tour part II!
i’m near Tujunga (sorta) so let’s get her down here!!!! I’ve been trying to get my playgroup/mompreneur friend to host something in the san fernando valley!!!!
Oh, and I’d invite all the moms I know, especially those of us who are embarking in home businesses along with raising our kids.
I live in Sylva, NC, about an hour west of Asheville, NC. Your party sounds fun! My oldest is in preschool, so this party would definitely be something I would invite the other preschool moms from her class to!
Yes! I need the book party in a box. My book club is called Reading Between the Wines!
Um….that’s genius!!!!
I live in Santee, ca, right outside San Diego and I would invite all my remarkably average friends over, moms or not!
Hi! I’m from Denver and I’d invite my mom and my girlfriends. If you came here, your family could head up to the mountains for a ski trip too 😉
I’m from Alaska and I would invite all of my mom friends from my Mother of Preschoolers group because we are all remarkably average parents and proud of it!
Omg, Ilana, I’m from the Philippines! But if I’d throw a party for your book, I’d definitely invite my fellow bloggy mommies, who would love to hear you read for us. Well, if I win, I’d gift the box to my bestfriend in Florida, who just gave birth a few months ago. ☺
Silver spring, MD. I’d invite my book clubs (full of moms) and other mommy friends.
Would love to win this! I am in North Hollywood, CA and would invite my mom, aunts, all the parents from my kid’s dance class. Plus like 5 other besties. Also really hope you come to LA in the new year!
Boston, MA and all the other fellow mom friends in the area including our Newcomers bookclub.
I’m from Seattle, and I would totally invite all my friends. A lot of us love your blog, so a party about your book would be PERFECT!!!!
Hello there! I am from Alameda, CA. My invite list would include mom friends, of course! I’d also invite my not a mom yet or ever friends too because a good book is a good book and who doesn’t love a party!
I’m from Muskegon,Mi and I would invite 6 of my friends both who have kids and who do not!
Hey, I’m from Brooklyn and I’d invite all my close mom friends to share the laughs I had over your book!
I’m from Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and I would invite my mom, my sisters, my lady friends and relatives who all live the parenting dream or like a good laugh!
I’m originally from NY, now living in NC. I would actually love to throw a book party back in Ny for all my friends who became mommies with me!
I’m from outside philly and new mom…I would invite all my seasoned mom friends and lots of wine. Can you invite wine?
I live in Tooele, UT. It is pronounced Toowelle, no I don’t get it either. We are a short hop outside of Salt Lake City, but it feels a million miles away. I would invite my closest friends. Most of us have at least one kid on the autism spectrum, so we usually need a laugh. Plus we are all remarkedly average parents, because honestly who has the time.
I live in Tucson. I’d love to invite some of the other moms at my daughter’s school (still trying to meet people) and the ladies from my book club.
I’m from NYC! Would share with the mom group that im part off over cocktails for sure!
I’m from California and I would invite dance moms and class mate moms.
I’m from Austin, TX and I would love love LOVE to have a Remarkably Average Baby Sprinkle for my impending 2nd kid!
I’m from Wisconsin and I’d invite all of my mommy friends! As a brand new mom they are my sanity, and we all deserve to laugh as hard as this book makes me laugh.
I’m from Fort Worth, Texas. I would invite all of my mommy friends from our neighborhood, I think they would get a kick out of your book! I would also invite my friend ME who introduced me to your blog!
I would invite Michelle Obama, obviously!! She is, I’m sure, a step above average, but I think she would mingle with us average moms. And I’m sure she would fly out to my home in San Diego (hey, she will have some free time coming up!). I also would invite my book club, which is mostly made up of average moms too!
I’m in Pittsburgh, PA and I’d probably invite every one I know! A book party with @mommyshorts would be so fun!!
I’m from Santa Fe, NM and I would love to have my close mommy friends over for a party since we pull each other through those tough days of raising tots who are all within a few weeks of age from each other. Whether it’s through texts or an impromptu play date, we’re there for each other.
I’m in Michigan, and I’d use it as an ice breaker to get to know some mom friends from my kids’ school who I’m always too shy to talk to. With the decor AND the entertainment taken care of, I can focus 100% on just not being (too) awkward! 😀
I am from the Chicago suburbs and I’d invite my Mom, sister, the ladies from work and my girlfriends!
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From North Florida and I would invite my sister in law, cousins, and good work friends! We would have a great time!!
I’ve already bought your book for my best friend for Christmas (along with a Swears Coloring Book) 🙂 I would love a Party in the Box, I would invite all my friends here in my small town (Fillmore, Utah) and MAKE them buy the book 🙂
I am from Bronson, Mi (Southwest Michigan). I would invite my two best friends, moms that I work with, and moms from my daughters music class, and of course all the ladies in my family.
I am from Edinburg, TX, borderline to Mexico.
I would love to invite my good friends to a book party at my house 🙂
Frederick, MD. I would invite my mom, my sorority sisters and all of my close co-workers who are also mom’s. We read the blog at work and talk about it and it would be a blast.
I live in Indiana, and I would invite all my mommy friends who are all as mediocre at this parenting gig as I am!
I’m from Edgewater Maryland and I would invite my remarkably average book club. We survive our parenting disasters though laughter & wine. Lots of wine
I’m in NC and I’d invite all my sister’s and girl friends of course!
I am from Pennsylvania and would love to invite my favorite women/mommies from my neighborhood over for a hilarious get together to celebrate your book and re-energize our mommy sanity during this holiday season!
I’m from Baltimore and I would invite all of my homegirls, even the ones without kids! I’m 36 and just had my first last year, so I know it can be awkward to split my friends into parent/non-parent categories. And I think ANYONE would find your book funny!
I am from southeast Michigan and would invite my mom friend from the gym, from my church, and my old college roommate. It would be awesome.
I live outside of Philadelphia. I would invite the moms from my kids’ preschool!
I’m from Waterford PA and I would invite my three sisters. We talk about how much we love your Instagram accounts,especially Instatwoyearold! I know they would LOVE a Remarkably Average Parenting Party.
I’m from Chicago, and I would invite my two sisters, my mother, my neighborhood moms and a couple of the moms from my son’s kindergarten class.
I’m Taylor from Wisconsin! With Girl Scout cookie season coming up I think my fellow volunteers will need a good laugh and some cocktails!
I’m from Ohio (the Cincinnati area)! When my son was born I would shamelessly post my average parenting moments for my new-mom friends who were nervous as hell. Then I found you and started sharing your posts/blog. I would invite my mom and mom-friends and maybe I could get a girls night out of it! Ah, a girl can dream! ?
I am from Wasaga Beach, Ontario (about 2 hours from Toronto) and I’d invite all my girlfriends who do NOT have kids. I was the first of my friends to plunge into parenthood and I’d love for them to hear what it is really like 🙂
IM in California and I would invite my friends and mom and playgroup moms.
I’m in Nashville, TN and I would invite my many college friends and mom friends of my sons’ classmates, all of whom have children ages 6 and under and enjoy wine and laughter!
Toronto, Canada. Come north!! I plan monthly ‘Keep Mom Sane’ outings with moms in T.O. — would love to gather a group for a book night!
I’m in Birmingham, Alabama and would invite all my best mommy friends!
I am original from St. Louis, Missouri, but currently I’m from Illinois, right next to St. Louis. First off I would invite all the moms in my family, my best friend Dawn, and all the St. Louis moms I’m friends with, that I haven’t spent time with in forever. So I need some kind of excuse to throw a party for all these mommy friends I never have time for anymore. LOL…PLEASE PLEASE CHOOSE ME! IM DYING FOR A SIGNED COPY OF YOUR BOOK.
I’m from Berkeley, CA. I haven’t been to such a gathering for a long time. You inspire me to arrange one too. Thanks.
I am from Chicago, Illinois. I would love to have such a get-together. It’s a great escape sometimes from our daily boring routine life.