Once upon a time, I requested readers to send in their kids' school pictures. After Zach and Ronnie's infamous mugshot, I thought they would all be ripe for caption hilarity.
Yearbook superlatives ("Best Dressed", "Most Likely to Succeed", etc.) would be the perfect way to commemorate the end of the school year!
Unfortunately, most of your kids are just too damn cute and solid backdrops give little to work with. I was grasping at straws for most of these. But I did my best.
Thank you to everyone who submitted pictures and good luck keeping your little hellions in line over the summer!
If you'd like to make sure you are aware of the next time I am trolling for photos, please join the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage.
Next week I'm starting a big "Battle of the Baby Bands" contest sponsored by Piccolini, a NYC-based kids' shop. There will be tons of awesome prizes so get those BABY ROCKSTAR pictures ready!
If you missed yesterday's Tegu Blocks ($110) giveaway, you can still enter here.
And on an unrelated note, if you live in downtown Manhattan, Citibabes is having a one-time only weekend promotion. If you join by July 1st at 6pm, annual membership is at an all-time low of $1200. On Monday it goes back to the regular price of $2200. Email soho@citibabes.com if you are interested.
Have a great weekend!
—Mommy Shorts
Best way to kick off a Friday. This was HILARIOUS – Adena & Amanda knocked me off my seat. And Matthew’s made my heart melt.
Great post!
awesomesauce as always. love it. my fave? Adena and Amanda. hands down.
Aeden wins this one! HAHAH!!!! I’m glad my Zach and Ronnie got this awesome picture ball rolling!
Seriously snorting over here, you make me laugh.
not to mention, mazzy. poor poor mazzy…
Adena & amanda. classic.
OH man, you nailed it. The pair of Amanada and Adena totally cracks me up!! Happy Weekend, my friend! And thanks for including my little man! 😀
LOL, I love this! Thanks for featuring my Mia – I will be sure to warn her future prom committee!
Love it thanks! Anyone else besides me think that Tristan looks like Paul Rudd?
Those are some cute kids. I, too, love the Amanda/Adena showdown. But I gotta give props for the quiet hilarity behind Ella’s quip.
You came up with some great titles! My faves are the SNL and cut a bitch! And so cool to see my son up there, but his name is Jacob, not Matthew ;). No biggie! I don’t use his real name on my blog anyways :D!
Yes! Love the SNL idea. Does that mean I’ll finally get tickets to see it actually LIVE?
These are all very cute!
So sorry about that! I was copying and pasting and I knew I would do that with somebody. It’s fixed now!
Let’s hope Mazzy won’t need therapy as a result of the blog.
HILARIOUS! I wish I was half as clever as you 😉 Mazzy’s by far takes the cake though 😉