Celebrity Snark Archives

03/09/21

Meghan’s Story has the Second Act Diana Would Have Wanted

I am glad that Meghan and Harry got out. Sometimes changing an institution is not worth sacrificing yourself.

05/16/19

What Meghan Markle and Amy Schumer’s Photos Tell Us About New Motherhood

My goal is not to shame Meghan. It’s to praise Amy for making the image of new motherhood we usually see on social media more complete.

05/21/18

The Funniest Royal Wedding Memes that Only Parents will Understand

If you can’t make fun of the childless newly married couple, you can always make fun of the seasoned parents dragging their kids along. Hi, Will and Kate!

05/08/18

Who Wore it Better: Harlow VS Hollywood

Whether she’s rocking a neck purse or wearing her recital dress to the park, Harlow is constantly giving so-called trendsetters, fashion forecasters and bonafide celebrities a run for their money. All without the help of a stylist.

02/01/17

How to Sell 7000 Girl Scout Cookies

Mazzy only sold 137 boxes (which was her goal) but for more ambitious Girl Scouts, here’s a lesson from a pro.

05/03/16

Private Jets are Kim K’s Greatest Mommy Hack!

You know how it sucks to take a baby on a plane because all the surrounding passengers wish they could switch their seats? Kim Kardashian has the perfect hack for that— Get your own damn plane!

02/26/16

A Mom Who Hasn’t Seen Any of the Movies Imagines the Plot of Each Best Picture Nominee

This weekend is the Oscars and I have not seen any of the movies. I did catch pieces of “The Martian” while tending to two small children on a plane, but I don’t think that counts.

09/24/15

Ryan Reynolds Can’t Assemble a Crib, Just Like Us!

Ryan Reynolds should be thankful he married Serena Van der Woodsen instead of Blair Waldorf because Blair would have been pissed as hell when she got home.

01/13/15

Every Group of Sophias Needs an Esmeralda Or How to Name your Baby in 2015

I like weird names. I don’t care if they are made up or better suited to pets or common words for fruits and vegetables…

11/15/14

Robyn Welling Will Never Break the Internet

This is a parody of Kim Kardashian’s “Break the Internet” photos, along with the article that appeared in Paper Magazine, except subbing in facts about my mom friend, Robyn.

06/18/14

How to Prevent Diaper Rash Like the Rich and Famous

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third kid.

12/11/13

10 Ways Gisele Breastfeeding Looks Different than Me Breastfeeding

Let me start by saying I love this photo. I love seeing a picture of a mother breastfeeding in a totally different set of circumstances than my own.

09/10/13

I Killed Dora Tonight

Dora was going on five weeks. It was TIME.

07/23/13

Royal Baby Mugging

Yesterday, when I posted on facebook about my desire to mug the Royal Baby, people figured it would never happen and suggested photoshop.

07/09/13

Did Everyone Drink the Royal Baby Kool-aid?

If nine months ago, your child buried you alive in a playground sandbox and you have been unable to pull yourself to safety until today, let me be ...