Ridiculous Lists Archives

06/29/20

29 Parents Share The House Rules They have Abandoned During the Pandemic

Hopefully, this list will make you feel better about your own lack of structure and give you some great ideas!

06/26/20

Yardwork Dad wants to escape the house and uses the removal of supposedly disruptive tree branches as an excuse to get some alone time.

05/14/20

Petty Party! 36 Parents Share Their Pettiest Complaints About Quarantine

Is your husband’s chewing driving you crazy? Will your kids NOT STOP TALKING??? Please, feel free to unload.

04/01/20

Working Parents are Complaining About Their New Tiny “Co-Workers”

If you are a parent currently working from home, try replacing “kid” with “co-worker” when you complain about how hard it is to get your job done.

03/06/20

49 Things Kids Do When They Should be Getting Ready for Bed

Every kid is a master at bedtime stalling. From claiming their hungry to starting an impromptu dance party, here are all the things kid do when you tell them it’s time for bed.

01/07/20

My Top Ten Moments of 2019

My “Top Ten Moments of 2019” focuses on the stuff that was important to me (both big moments and small), as opposed to what did well on Instagram.

12/29/19

25 Kids Who Requested Weird Gifts for Christmas… that Santa Delivered!

There’s the kid who wanted an eyeball ornament, the kid who wanted a tornado and the kid who wanted a puzzle of his dad sitting on the toilet…

12/24/19

42 Stories that will Make You Believe in Christmas Magic

I asked you all to share something that happened in your childhood or with your own kids that helped reinforce your belief in Santa or keep the holiday magic alive.

08/14/19

49 Big Kid Milestones that are F’in Amazing

This is now my purpose online. Making new parents realize all the wonderful things ahead of them.

07/08/19

34 Ridiculous Things that Real Siblings Fight Over

The most popular battles include important issues like— shower order, who gets to open the front door and where each kid sits in the car. In fact, this entire post is a great justification to only have one kid.

10/30/18

13 Things that will Happen to Parents on Halloween

Despite the cute costumes and free candy, there are a lot of things that can go wrong. No holiday is immune to meltdowns and malfunctions.

06/14/18

How to Talk to People about Your Baby When They Don’t Want to Anymore

This is an excerpt from Doug Moe’s hilarious new book “Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting.”

05/31/18

50 Ridiculous (But Very Real) Reasons Why Your Kids Are Crying

It all started with a text from my sister that read, “Thought of you and your average parent problems when Neve started crying uncontrollably at 5am because she couldn’t see the back of her arm.”

05/25/18

50 Kids with Hoarding Problems

From birth control dispensers to a chicken finger shaped like Maui’s hook, here are some of the weirdest things that little kids won’t throw in the trash.

01/31/18

57 Photos That Would Get Our Parents Arrested if They Were Taken Today

While I don’t recommend letting your kids ride around without a helmet or a seatbelt, hopefully, the lesson is that if we all relaxed a bit, our kids would still probably turn out okay.