Dear Celebrity X Archives

06/18/14

How to Prevent Diaper Rash Like the Rich and Famous

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third kid.

01/04/13

Dear Kim and Kanye,
Congratulations on your impending bundle of joy! So weird that your unborn fetus is barely visible (even via ultrasound) and ...

08/22/12

A Letter to the Littlest Kardashian

The photo above of the Kardashian-Disick clan was posted by NickMom, who noted that Penelope, the newest member, looks very perplexed ...

06/18/12

Dear Gisele Bundchen

Dear Gisele,
Hiya, friend! Remember me? Your old pregnancy buddy!
We were pregnant at the same time a couple of years ago (both due with our first in ...

05/21/12

Dear Jessica Simpson

Dear Jessica,
It's almost been a full month since the birth of your baby girl.

04/23/12

9 Lessons for Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has given birth to a girl named Maxwell.

10/24/11

Dear Beyonce

You might think this is another one of my judgmental rants in the same vein as my letters to Katie Holmes, Mariah Carey and Rachel Zoe.

08/01/11

Dear Rachel Zoe’s Baby

I wanted to write a letter directly to Rachel Zoe, just like my “Dear Katie Holmes” and “Dear Mariah Carey” letters, but I ...

05/09/11

Dear Mariah Carey

Originally, I was going to write a post entitled “Are You Qualified To Be Mariah Carey’s Nanny?” In it, I would detail the various demands of her potential caregiver the way one might have written one of her infamous concert tour riders. However, after doing a bit of research, I discovered that Mrs. Carey does not intend to hire a nanny(!!!!)…

01/19/11

Dear Katie Holmes

Dear Katie Holmes,
I just saw an adorable shot (pictured
left) of your daughter shopping with
you in Vancouver last week.

09/10/10

A Letter to Steve Jobs From My Nine-Month-Old Daughter

Dear Steve Jobs,
Let me start by saying, I really love the iPhone.